I was not under the impression that police officers make it a habit of letting drunk drivers park their vehicles and walk home. That’s news to me but maybe it’s a regular occurrence. I guess the thing to say from now on is hey officer...my friend, my folks, my sister, my Girlfriend lives close by. I’ll just sell home and leave my car here in the parking lot, driveway, side of the road, field. You can trust me to only come back and get it once I’m sober or you can run my keys by the house when you get off your shift. Plus...I promise not to hold you responsible for anything I do while walking home drunk.