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Where is the most interesting place you've visited?

I would have to say Mombassa, Kenya. Took an overnight excursion into the bush. I was probably 22. I was in the Navy.

We were on a open bus tour. The top of the bus is gone. Hlolds about eight passengers. A caravan of six buses.

We were travelling in a convoy when we came upon a Momma Rhino and her calf. I was in the last bus of the convoy.

She charged and rammed the rear end of the bus in front of me. She went through along with her calf.

Something I will never forget.

Does anyone else get the feeling that DeBoner is utterly terrified?

Maybe it’s just the body language. With the Washington players in 2022 and 2023, he seemed to display more of an alpha, command-type vibe with the media and also with his players. Not that he was an asshole on the level of Brian Kelly or anything, but he just seemed more in control than he looks currently.

He often appears nervous on the sideline now, like he’s uncomfortable in his own skin. He also argues with the refs really strangely, jumping up and down in a pseudo-sperg / homeschooled kid type of way, like he’s not used to doing that and is just trying to do it to make the fans happy. He kinda rambles in his press conferences, segueing awkwardly between different platitudes that we’ve all heard hundreds of times before.

UPDATE on DOC’S CHRISTMUZZ——-juzt got KUMPLEEETLY SCREWED Again!!!!

Sum of YALL are aware dat I’m a “GIVER.”

We’ll, dis wuz the year dat I wuz FINALLY gunna be a “GITTTER”!!——————or so I dun thawt.

I simply azzked for (2) thangz:

(1) a Circular Saw
(2) an Air Fryer

We’ll, we juzt opened PREZZENTZ, and LEtz juzt say THANGZ DIDNT GO EKKZAKKTLY AZ PLANNED.

Heers wut I got:

A RICHARD PETTY CALENDAR?????

A 6 ounce OZARK TRAIL CUP—— wut, did thay run out of SIPPY CUPS???

A PAMPERED CHEF CANDLE HOLDER—-ok, I’ve NEVA had a single candle for 65 yeeerz. I GEZZ I’m supposed to start COLLECTING THEM NOW???

I koood go on and on about the disappointment, BUT, I have to REEEEMEMBA dat dis iz a day of GIVING.

I hope ALL of you have a GRATE CHRISTMUZZ wit y’all’s FAMBLY’S!!!
DON’T WORRY ABOUT OLE DOC!!
I’ll try again NEKKZT yeeer!!

@FIG-JAM
@Big Blue

Miss Walker County

On behalf of the Macadamian Jubilation Congregation (hwy 78 East, jasper, al) I have decided to direct a fundraiser so they can buy a new ice machine. We need $50,000. I thought this was a tad lofty, but Pastor Clovis insisted and I’m not one to question a man of the lord.

The idea is 10 women from Walker county will be judged by a panel of 8 guys. They will be judged by their weight (1 lb = 1 pt), a hot dog eating contest, a Nutella wrasslin’ tourney, and finally, the disparity between their annual income and their husbands.

For instance, if Jolene Price weighs 350 lbs, eats 27 hot dogs, comes in 2nd in the hazelnut wrestling portion, and makes 50k per year while her husband remains unemployed, Jolene would collect between 2,000-2,500 points, depending on the judges. If that makes sense.

For those who are interested in being a judge, DM me your real name, your DoB, your address, and why you believe you should be a judge. The fee for participating as a judge is $2,000. This is why your address is important. I can just swing by and pick up the money. No need to PayPal or write a check or anything like that. I don’t want to spook anyone.

The event will be held on July 4, 2025 at the Joy CBD Vape Shop at 1pm.

Car rec for my mom needed

I’m looking at buying her a new ride, but don’t buy actual cars in the price range I’d like to be at very often. Hell for that matter I don’t even have a vehicle at the moment, too lazy to go look. I’m not about to buy her a Lexus or Mercedes, so what’s the Bunker recommend. Looking at new, likely the last time I buy her something.
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