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A discussion ... Auburn's best men's basketball player (offense) ...

This one is certain to have some opinions.

Most famous/most notable: Charles Barkley. Not sure there is another comparison. If JB goes to the NBA, has a notable career, and never loses touch with AU and becomes a de facto statesman for the Auburn basketball program for 40 years or more, one day he might attain near Barkley status.
Best scorer: By most metrics Chuck Person...but consider John Mengelt who only played 3 seasons for Auburn, only 25 games each season and averaged 25ppg over his career(!)
Best shooter: Depends upon what you're into - from distance? Wesley Person (41% from 3 for a career). Clutch distance shooter? Gotta go with Bryce Brown there.
Swiss Army Knife offensive player: Aaron Swinson.

Thoughts?

Just had the cops called on me for shooting fireworks…

On our great New Years Eve… What type of animal does this? They suggest that I fired off a fire arm in my back yard. These worthless cops banged on my gate and demanded answers. Should I sue the city for harassment? They “insisted” on searching my property for firearms. Crazy AF…I said no and they issued me a court summons…

Trying to catch a thief

I have had 2 break-ins in the last 90 days in my shop. Both times they stole lawn equipment. (weed eaters, edger, blowers, etc.) About $4,000 each time. Before I replace the items this time. I'm considering attaching Air pods or Tiles to them with one of the key chain holder you can purchase for those items. Has anyone had any experience trying these devices for this purpose?

Miss Walker County

On behalf of the Macadamian Jubilation Congregation (hwy 78 East, jasper, al) I have decided to direct a fundraiser so they can buy a new ice machine. We need $50,000. I thought this was a tad lofty, but Pastor Clovis insisted and I’m not one to question a man of the lord.

The idea is 10 women from Walker county will be judged by a panel of 8 guys. They will be judged by their weight (1 lb = 1 pt), a hot dog eating contest, a Nutella wrasslin’ tourney, and finally, the disparity between their annual income and their husbands.

For instance, if Jolene Price weighs 350 lbs, eats 27 hot dogs, comes in 2nd in the hazelnut wrestling portion, and makes 50k per year while her husband remains unemployed, Jolene would collect between 2,000-2,500 points, depending on the judges. If that makes sense.

For those who are interested in being a judge, DM me your real name, your DoB, your address, and why you believe you should be a judge. The fee for participating as a judge is $2,000. This is why your address is important. I can just swing by and pick up the money. No need to PayPal or write a check or anything like that. I don’t want to spook anyone.

The event will be held on July 4, 2025 at the Joy CBD Vape Shop at 1pm.
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