On behalf of the Macadamian Jubilation Congregation (hwy 78 East, jasper, al) I have decided to direct a fundraiser so they can buy a new ice machine. We need $50,000. I thought this was a tad lofty, but Pastor Clovis insisted and I’m not one to question a man of the lord.
The idea is 10 women from Walker county will be judged by a panel of 8 guys. They will be judged by their weight (1 lb = 1 pt), a hot dog eating contest, a Nutella wrasslin’ tourney, and finally, the disparity between their annual income and their husbands.
For instance, if Jolene Price weighs 350 lbs, eats 27 hot dogs, comes in 2nd in the hazelnut wrestling portion, and makes 50k per year while her husband remains unemployed, Jolene would collect between 2,000-2,500 points, depending on the judges. If that makes sense.
For those who are interested in being a judge, DM me your real name, your DoB, your address, and why you believe you should be a judge. The fee for participating as a judge is $2,000. This is why your address is important. I can just swing by and pick up the money. No need to PayPal or write a check or anything like that. I don’t want to spook anyone.
The event will be held on July 4, 2025 at the Joy CBD Vape Shop at 1pm.
