and there was a earthquake yesterday morning.

The only way you'd know it was bc our phones all went off with that alert noise all at once.

I thought it was the subway train going by.

Anyhow, now I am an earthquake survivor. I'll be selling t-shirts. Preorder via DM.

Awards from last season

- Offense: TE Rivaldo Fairweather
- Defense: S Jaylin Simpson
- Top Tackler: LB Eugene Asante
- Blocker: OL Gunner Britton
- Lineman: DT Marcus Harris
- Senior: EDGE Elijah McAllister

1s v 1s? @BryanMatthews @crococile22

Thanks

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Wtf is this? They are at the Final Four talking about Auburn? They got their asses ran out of our gym and this dude is saying we got lucky? Sheesh

GUD GAWD WHAT A HUNK. He makes Erin Murray look like Sam Titman.

So I can be banned from a thread without warning...but still be able to post and reply on all the other Bunker threads ? I did not know this. This has never been an issue @Jay G. Tate @auburnbrave .

Nm

Nm

in case anyone is interested, and $1 to Heather Dinich for seeing and calling it out.

Here are the WRs that left last year.

name/40/H/W/transfer-to

6 ft or less guys:

• Omari Kelly – 4.46, 6-0, 178 (MTSU)
• Javarrius Johnson – 4.51, 5-10, 159 (tbd)
• MJJ – 4.52 6-0 193 (bowling green)

6 ft+ guys:

• Jyaire Shorter – 4.55 at 6-2, 209 (Memphis)
• Nick Mardner 4.6 at 6-6, 210
• Shane Hooks 4.79 at 6-4, 210

This doesn't take into account that none of these guys put up a fight for the ball.

For reference, here's the ones still on scholly:

6 ft or less guys:

• Jay Fair – 4.39, 5-10, 186
• Caleb Burton – 4.4, 5-11, 171

6 ft+ guys:

• Koy Moore – 4.62, 6-1, 198
• Camden Brown – 4.56, 6-3, 203

Fair and Burton have proper speed for a slot. And they're about the only guys ever getting open last year. The big guys are just not fast.

And for reference, the new guys:

6 ft or less guys:

• Bryce Cain - 4.39, 5-11, 170
• Malcolm Simmons - 4.44, 6-0, 175 (edit - fixed his last name)
• Robert Lewis - 4.45, 5-11, 185

6 ft+ guys:

• Cam Coleman (4.45, 6-3, 188)
• Perry Thompson (4.45, 6.3, 210)

And yes, WR is way more than just size/speed. But it does matter.

Girls did great the first rotation. Imploded since. Sucks for them.

First I went to Biloxi and met this Gal Amanda
Were at the hotel and the police come and arrest her in my room for warrants. Next night Sherry is here and the police come to my room and arrest her then the last night Olivia was there and they attested her too. Damn!
True story

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@Uncle Baby Billy @EverythingGucci @Scott Stapp Enthusiast

"..at the end of the day..."
Or "..at da end-da-da day"...
$1 to SAS...

I really mean it too

Jahkeem Stewart, the No. 1 player in the 2026 class, is planning to attend A-Day today.
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Pretty competitive so far.

In my upinyun, the mozt important POZZZIBLE REEEKROOT for dis klass iz HOME.
Kids name iz WINTERS.
Heeez juzt FILTHY

Sitting here watching this I can’t help but feel like I would destroy this course from the lady tees.
Just kidding but fell like I could break 85 with a caddie that knows every bump and break on every green. It’s playing really short. A good driving day 80 might be in reach

For me it's to see verification that Longstreet made it back to campus like expected

My baby boy turned 2 this week!
He’s so much fun and so funny!

💙🐕‍🦺💙
#chumaokekeryan

Making an impromptu stop in AU tonight. Haven’t been back in a long while. Where I go (no kids in tow) to wacth the games tonight?

Auburn's offense will begin Saturday's A-Day game with a 27-0 deficit...

A-DAY

I know he’s a chode, but he’s a good offensive mind and has had a good bit of success at two different stops in the conference. Kinda surprised some MAC school hasn’t extended the courtesy of letting him repair his reputation.

What’s the deal with Mullen? Is there something out there about him that makes him untouchable?