I don’t think I’ve ever peed without farting at least once.

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THE RUNDOWN PRESENTED BY VOODOO WING COMPANY (3/19/24)
Bryan Matthews, Caleb Jones, Brian Stultz, Henry Patton and Jay G. Tate reconvene at Voodoo to discuss the important happenings in and around the Auburn program, which includes yet another SEC championship for Bruce Pearl.

First, though, we open with some chatter from Auburn's second week of spring football practice and a pretty thorough recruiting synopsis from Caleb and B-Matt.

It was quite a weekend for recruiting. B-Matt, the wily vet, explains why there was more to it than meets the eye.

The guys then delve into the Tigers' SEC (Tournament) championship, which included three wins in Nashville. Why didn't that improve Auburn's seed in the NCAA Tournament? Strange days, indeed.

Still, Pearl's team looks like a serious contender.

Coach Johnnie's team made the tournament as well — and will play Thursday night in Storrs, Conn.

It was a difficult weekend on the basepaths for Auburn. This coming weekend won't be any easier.

The show ends with a small-yet-potent gaggle of commendations and shoutouts for the most outstanding members (this week) from The Bunker community. It's only been a few days since our last show, but the Bunker Never Stops Giving.

The show is presented by VooDoo Wing Company with locations in Auburn, Mobile, Tuscaloosa, Florence, Charlotte and Las Vegas. Check them out IN PERSON for delicious chicken or on the web at www.voodoowingco.com.

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SHOUT DOWNS: None this week.

PERPETUAL SHOUT DOWN: @Hornacious, who owns a TREEP® and needed his wife's permission to buy it … but he’s a good guy. (As assessed by @D-ZER13 on 10/28/21)

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@Docdumpsta did you get arrested for being passed out in the arms of some Florida local while her kids swam in the hotel pool?

But cousin Clem has filed suits against the ACC over the grant of rights clause of their contract.

With FSU already having don so it’s just a matter of time before the SEC and BIG raid the ACC and peace the droppings for whoever will take the leftovers.

Some of you older guys may remember him. Lynn was a great guy. Grew up not far down the road from me but he attended Dozier High School and I went to Brantley. I think his last year was 1977. Just thought I would pass this along.

Lior Berman told the committee to put Auburn in Spokane because that is where Sydney Sweeney is from.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

CPI would have peaked at 18% and would currently be around 10%.... according to obama's former chief economic advisor....

When I point this out, the circle jerk laughs... so figured I'd give stuts, dm8, stumpy and the gang something else to be happy and laugh about...

Bidenomics

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Do you get some weird gratification from sneezing? Votes are private, so please be honest.

I'm currently expecting 2025 TE Aaron Ia to make the trip for his first Auburn visit this Saturday.
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Permaban bet has been agreed to.

Bama in playoff = @Sam_Lombardo leaves
Bama left out = I leave

May the odds be ever in our favor

@Mikecb22
@crococile22
You two are in charge.

Auburn practice video highlights from the media portion of Tuesday's workout...

HIGHLIGHTS

Auburn coach Bruce Pearl spoke to the media before leaving for Spokane, WA to play Yale in the first round of the NCAA Tournament...

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when we couldn’t rape Austin Peay the red flag got raised some. anywho, hoping they get woke quick!

They chose to leave out Just...

Have they hosted games in the past?

Looking a little ahead here I know but if we have a showdown with UConn in the Sweet 16 I ran across a few stats that play in our favor

It’s been 17 years since we’ve had a repeat champion

It’s also been 17 years since the previous champion has made it past the Sweet 16 (with a decent amount actually losing in the Round of 32)

Our shooting absolutely sux.

We are set to speak with Hugh Freeze momentarily as Auburn starts Week 3 of spring practice.

Follow along and refresh for all updates:

*** First, congrats to both the men's and women's basketball teams on making NCAA Tournament.

*** Obviously celebrate with BP and his staff and players on a SEC championship. "To be able to see them pull it off and celebrate with the Auburn family in Nashville on Sunday was an incredible experience."

*** "If I picked a bracket I would pick them all the way through."

*** HF likes the passion and preparation that the coaches have put into everything this spring heading into practice No. 7. "Execution has a way to go as expected but pleased with organizations."

*** Really thought this past Thursday was really good as far as teaching.

*** This week's word is vision. Vision for football and their lives. HF has shared some decisions he has made that weren't the best. So has others.

*** Loves the chemistry of the coaching staff. The players are giving great effort, too.

*** On Auburn offensive and with Derrick Nix: "When we've been our best, it's been 55 percent run to 45 percent pass. If you had that ideal percentage it means you are pretty effective. Some games are skewed a little bit. You have to be able to do both. Have to be consistent in our RPO game, it opens up for us to be more effective in the passing game."

*** Still seeing guys do the small things? "We are going to demand it continues, one way or another, and it is player-led." Says he has a meeting with culture council this afternoon and will see how it is going.

*** On QBs: "Leadership has been really good. It has been inconsistent. We've had a couple of practices where the wind has been tough. I think we have to improve our decision-making. It hasn't been where I want it to be just yet. They are willing to learn. Payton has been pretty good. The other three are learning. I love the way they are approaching it. They can't get enough meeting time. They want to be effective at it. In our tempo period the other day they were really good. When we got to second and long, third and long, they struggled."

*** "Walker is obviously swimming, but he has shown flashes. Payton is the most consistent, and he should be."

*** On Kent Austin being back on the field: "I think he is the best QB coach I have ever been around. He adds value. I need to hear how he sees it from a QB's perspective."

*** On DJ Durkin and the players understanding his message: "In my opinion, I see them responding to his energy and the demands he puts on them they take very well. He's one of the better things I've seen of handling these Thursday teach. He has it organized to a T."

*** Any new guys caught his eye? "Amaris flashes. Waller flashes. Blocton flashes on the defensive front. Joe Phillips has moved to Buck. I think we have some players there that in time will be really good in this league." Mentions Cam Coleman, Lewis, the secondary guys that they signed last year. Tyler Scott, Kayin Lee, Colton Hood. Sylvester Smith.

*** "Relentless effort on defense. DJ is demanding that and he holds them accountable on that." - on what he is looking for heading into a scrimmage "Offensively, staying out of negative plays and taking care of the football."

*** "The quality of our decisions will determine the quality of our life." - HF on sharing decisions he has made in past and showing vulnerability

*** HF says he had to tell his players how he used to find high schools and players' homes back in the day. "Then we had the Garmin. That is when I really lost them."

*** Mentions that he called BP yesterday and that he wants to pick his mind because the basketball players have enjoyed playing together, accepted their role and that BP has done something right to get them to do that. "Dylan Cardwell enjoys every minute on the court."

*** On Junior Day on Saturday: "We're just trying to show who we are at Auburn. Our fit isn't for everyone. It's their job to see if they fit with us and us to decide if they fit with us."

That's it for HF. Have a great Tuesday.

Good evening folks. We’ve got a late one as Auburn takes on Virginia Tech in the SEC/ACC challenge.
The game is airing on ESPN2
Auburn going back to the usual five:

Aden Holloway
Denver Jones
Chris Moore
Jaylin Williams
Johni Broome

Good morning everyone! Auburn is set to take on Appalachian State in beautiful Boone, NC here in 20 minutes. I will be your game thread runner for the first half. My name is Brian Stultz. I am an Aries. And I believe the college football playoff committee is run by puppies who think the dog in the mirror is another puppy. Anyway, here is the starting lineup for Auburn:

Aden Holloway
Denver Jones
Jaylin Williams
Johni Broome
Chris Moore

Game is on ESPN2 at noon CT.

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