What can I do. Buy properties to airbnb? Sell pics of my wife’s tiny feet? Sell pics of my tiny peen? I’m sick of it!

This shit on TikTok makes me sick when they claim to make 30k a month with a fvcking Amazon store. No way that shit is real.

How much money do I need!!!!

the NIT

Just got back to AU from Nashville! War Damn Eagle!

I think we got a shot. Our depth and defense will be there. That travels. Our guys don’t lack effort.

And I think we’re hitting our stride on offense. Outside of PG we got dudes at every position capable of putting up 20 pts on any given night. Scheme/playcalling seems to be putting our guys in position to get good looks the past few games. Just got make the shots.

And we showed some grit today when UF pulled within one mid second half. We took their best shot and punched them right back in the mouth. Been waiting to see this team do that. That was big.

We’re not going to run into a team that is vastly superior in talent or athleticism.

If we lose it’s gonna be someone just going off like Knect did to us, or it’s gonna be us going totally cold shooting like we did at UF.

But if we can keep playing the way we did this weekend, we got a shot against anyone.

Auburn got in early with Tai Buster, which led to a visit Saturday. He considers the Tigers to be top three in his recruitment and would love to return...

More and more people are seeing the fraud perpetuated by the Democrats.

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The kid responsible for killing the Bramblett's is now a convicted child sex offender. Still fairly light punishment IMO. SMH!

Bad Apple

Biden asks his staff if he can take a few questions and they run the press off like they’re
shooing flies away. Who really is in charge of Biden?

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all decline NIT

Must be a thing now

@hooter80

Have a great day! Love you buddy

I don’t think I’ve ever peed without farting at least once.

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It was quite a weekend for recruiting. B-Matt, the wily vet, explains why there was more to it than meets the eye.

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Coach Johnnie's team made the tournament as well — and will play Thursday night in Storrs, Conn.

It was a difficult weekend on the basepaths for Auburn. This coming weekend won't be any easier.

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@Docdumpsta did you get arrested for being passed out in the arms of some Florida local while her kids swam in the hotel pool?

But cousin Clem has filed suits against the ACC over the grant of rights clause of their contract.

With FSU already having don so it’s just a matter of time before the SEC and BIG raid the ACC and peace the droppings for whoever will take the leftovers.

Some of you older guys may remember him. Lynn was a great guy. Grew up not far down the road from me but he attended Dozier High School and I went to Brantley. I think his last year was 1977. Just thought I would pass this along.

Lior Berman told the committee to put Auburn in Spokane because that is where Sydney Sweeney is from.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

CPI would have peaked at 18% and would currently be around 10%.... according to obama's former chief economic advisor....

When I point this out, the circle jerk laughs... so figured I'd give stuts, dm8, stumpy and the gang something else to be happy and laugh about...

Bidenomics

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Do you get some weird gratification from sneezing? Votes are private, so please be honest.

I'm currently expecting 2025 TE Aaron Ia to make the trip for his first Auburn visit this Saturday.
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Permaban bet has been agreed to.

Bama in playoff = @Sam_Lombardo leaves
Bama left out = I leave

May the odds be ever in our favor

@Mikecb22
@crococile22
You two are in charge.

Auburn practice video highlights from the media portion of Tuesday's workout...

HIGHLIGHTS

Auburn coach Bruce Pearl spoke to the media before leaving for Spokane, WA to play Yale in the first round of the NCAA Tournament...

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when we couldn’t rape Austin Peay the red flag got raised some. anywho, hoping they get woke quick!

They chose to leave out Just...