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GOOOOOOOD LUCK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A-Day predictions ITT

It’s been a business-like Spring, with the usual overconfidence from some (hand raised) and the doom and gloom from that side of the bored.

What do you predict for A-Day? Here’s 10 things I think will happen. I’m sticking with offense since the defense is so handcuffed these games, you can’t tell much.

  • Thorne, Jarquez, Rivaldo, and Cam Coleman are only in for 2ish drives, and have a decent but short outing. Thorne something like 5-8-60 yards, maybe 1 TD. The other 3 should have one “highlight” play and then get them out fairly quickly.
  • Hank Brown out performs Thorne slightly, setting up 4 months of Bunker debate on who should start. PS – it’s going to be PT barring injury or something weird/unexpected.
  • Holden Geriner underperforms and starts making plans to transfer out.
  • Walker White puts up some good numbers with the scrubs and the typical bored crowd anoints him as QB1, even if HB and PT out stat him.
  • Damari Alston has at least one big run, and then also sits fairly quickly.
  • Cobb gets a bunch of snaps and yards, mainly because we don’t want him to consider the portal.
  • Sean Jackson and Justin Jones put a hurting on the scrubs in the 4th. Both of these guys are P5 backs – wonder if we can keep them here.
  • Cam Brown balls out – I mean, it’s Spring, and that’s typically his best game of the season. Still don’t expect him in the top 6 WR (Coleman, Thompson, Lewis, Burton, Fair, Cain) this Fall.
  • Starting OL dominates. The usual suspects will claim that this is because our defense suxes and we’ll be lucky to win 6 games, BHF is the debil, PT is G5, blah blah blah.
  • Robert Lewis is MVP – and for the first time in 5 years, the Spring game MVP is actually going to factor in to the season bigly.
  • (OK, 11, not 10) Offense wins – BHF has a chip on his shoulder about last year, and I think he’ll keep scoring if the opportunity shows itself.
If I get 7 of these right, I’ll probably run my mouth. If I get 5 or less right, I’ll probably delete the poest.

Very sad day at the Walker household today…

… as Little Debbie, our 18 yr old miniature poodle, escaped her mortal coil to move on to her 2-story doghouse above!

She was caught outside during Hurricane Ivan whilst living in Conecuh County, yet somehow survived, in spite of weighing less than 12 pounds; she birthed at least 7 litters, and at least since my arrival in her life, nursed and loved them all and saw them given away to many loving families with a buncha happy young’uns! We kept one of her little girls, a beautiful gray miniature schnauzer/poodle mix named Lola.

She was our youngest daughter’s pet, who is currently a sophomore engineering student at Auburn and I’m just dreading having to tell her! Might hand that one off to her mom!

This is long, I know… but dadgummit Little Debbie deserved some ink for surviving over 18 years in what can be a cold and harsh world.

RIP in peace Little Debbie… you were one of the good ones!!

Captain Crunch

SIAP, I’m sure most on here have heard about Auburn great LB Mike Kolen passing away. What I wanted to point out is he wasn’t drafted until the 12th round 289th pick. What’s amazing is he started his rookie season for the Miami Dolphins and was part of the only team to go undefeated in the NFL in 1972. Plus won a couple of Superbowls and numerous playoff games. Stars or scouts don’t always rank a player like Mike Kolen accurately.

My biggest wish for next week

I live in Augusta and rent my house out for the Masters. Mercedes rents about 65 homes in my neighborhood every year including my own. Now that Saban isn’t coaching Spring ball, I’m hoping he ends up at my house and has to log onto my Wi-Fi network called Tigers with password auburn2010. I figured with his ties to Mercedes it’s not outside of the realm of possibility

  • Poll
Waffle House forgot my Bacon! Do i go back?

Go get my bacon??

  • Get that bacon son!

    Votes: 11 55.0%
  • That couch sounds awful comfy

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Ham samich

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • WGBP must be a fatass to be eating waffle house at 9:30 on a Thursday night

    Votes: 3 15.0%
  • What did you expect, its waffle house

    Votes: 7 35.0%

Wife is out of town so I am living it large and order me some to go Waffle House. Which you have to do online now, so they can’t screw up exactly like they did tonight.

They didn't put cheese on my eggs or onions in my hashbrowns, but most egregious, they forgot my bacon!

Do i go back and get it? Im already on my couch. And it seems far away.
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