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What is the life expectancy of an Auburn fan?

TooToxic

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I'm 40 but I have the heart of an mummified Egyptian. Hell, I was telling anyone that would listen how bad we suck all week. I woke this morning thinking we might win the damn game.

TLDR: I'm deceased and I hope my family can sue Auburn for emotional distress.
 
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