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  1. CowardlyToaster

    So when does ALABAMA AKA THE GOAT get word about reopening or not?

  2. CowardlyToaster

    The Great Pressure Warsher Debate

    So my little electric 2000 psi boi took a dump yesterday and it's time to replace it. I'd like to stay electric if possible, but also wish to pack more punch with the next purchase and have enough force for a disc attachment to work properly, so I'm thinking at least 3500 psi. Any recommendations?
  3. CowardlyToaster

    Getting some pretty disappointing intel regarding Jalen's character, gang.

    Not going to divulge details at this point but I should be able to talk to my connex at around 1:00 Eastern. At that point the tea will be spilled, if necessary. All I'll say at this point is BRUCE is on the fence about the offer.
  4. CowardlyToaster

    Folks, I've been giving this an awful lot of thought and have come to an important conclusion.

    I very badly want POWERFUL JALEN to choose AUBURN.
  5. CowardlyToaster

    ESPN PLUS QUESTION

    Hello. I just got ESPN plus over the weekend. All the shows have like a three second delay between audio and video. What do?
  6. CowardlyToaster

    Has anyone received their SBA $10k advance yet?

    I haven't. I emailed the SBA this morning for an update but I'm not expecting to hear back anytime soon.
  7. CowardlyToaster

    Anybody else hoping college football gets canceled?

    I've had just about enough college football tbh. It's the same handful of programs every year. The system is broken and boring. The NFL and NBA however should continue as scheduled and bridge the gap to BRUCE BALL.
  8. CowardlyToaster

    Another wholesome story coming out of this mess. You will shed a tear.

  9. CowardlyToaster

    Anybody seen this? Looks like with everyone in quarantine, nature is taking over.

    Just got this pic from a very trustworthy source. Can't believe this is happening!
  10. CowardlyToaster

    Is anyone else intrigued by the idea of a much shorter baseball season?

    Also wouldn't mind going straight into a conference finals situation in the NBA and reducing college football to 8 games or whatever. Gonna need the NFL to stay at 16 tho. Anyway, I haven't cared about baseball in years but that might suck me back in.
  11. CowardlyToaster

    Who's worse: the overreactors or the overcorrectors?

    And how the hell are the two groups breaking along political lines this perfectly? You'd think the law of averages would kick in and intermingle the tribes on an issue eventually, but nope. Y'all still running to corners where it's nice and safe. No doubt the more entertaining group is the...
  12. CowardlyToaster

    Wish some A-list actors or big time athletes would admit they wear a hairpiece.

    Even if they really don't. It would help a lot of folks feel better about themselves and might take the spotlight away from this cornvirus business.
  13. CowardlyToaster

    Anybody else voting WELD today?

    And TUBS.
  14. CowardlyToaster

    Looking forward to football fans coming unhinged during the game today.

    Don't worry, folks. I'll be here to offer perspective.
  15. AU HDL

    Second tier!?!? Recruits read the board Jeffrey!

    We just can’t get out of our own way sometimes
  16. AU HDL

    ROW THE BOAT (or steer, whatever)

    @Nate King
  17. AU HDL

    I never actually read the interviews. Did they specifically say it would be a “good” surprise?

    Maybe they knew we were going to swing and miss a bunch
  18. CowardlyToaster

    Me and my boy Jay just left the bar in Mobile

    The staff was extremely rude and wouldn't give me my credit card back after I'd already paid. Had to take matters into my own hands behind the bar and get it back myself. Nobody messes with me and my homie so I just acted like I owned the place. Threw a few credit cards on the ground to...
  19. CowardlyToaster

    WATCHMEN OMFG THIS SHOW MAN (SPOILERS)

    Two episodes left and I have no clue where we go from here. Veidt locked himself in his own punishment prison. Poetry.
  20. T

    Jeudy’s ACL injury***

    lol he didn’t have one, we just took that bitch outta the game. He looks elite playing against unranked D2 teams tho. Suck my nuts bammer bitches
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