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OT: Is 40 too old to do some blow

So it's our 10 year wedding anniversary next month. We're going out of town to New Orleans for a long weekend to celebrate while also semi celebrating my 40th birthday. While planning this out, my wife said we should get an 8 ball of good blow (extremely random for her but I'll take it). It's been 12 years since we did coke one night (had some straight up dirty sects also). We have only done blow once together so it's not like we're drug addicts (me anymore at least) and I'm very confident that I can do what we get (it's supposedly light pink and 3.5 grams in one rock) then not ever think about it again.

tl;Dr - I'm 40 and my wife gave me a cocaine pass for our anniversary/my 40th bday - so Bunker, should I go hit the slopes? Do an alligator tail?

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I was on a plane today that got diverted

Really weird but a ton of tall dudes were on there.

While we had just gotten to cruising altitude the door to the bathroom busted open and off the hinges.

The flight attendant talked to the captain and he diverted back home, saying it was against regulations to fly without a door on the bathroom.

There was a lot of carrying on, blaming each other, and then a a small elderly lady hit one of the tall dudes.

Really weird flight. Glad to be home at IAH airport.

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Side note. I hate traveling and I hate traveling with people even more. Since when is it ok for an international airport to have thousands of people sitting on the floors.

A AU/HOU prediction article was picked up by USA Today....


DataSkrive is the pinnacle of excellence when it comes to knowing shit about college basketball. Been that way for years.
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