Yet another bammer joke. You can't make this stuff up

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  1. Sanctions Stand

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    Funny stuff!

    Nick Saban's Daughter Dances With Bama Mascot At Her Wedding

    http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...dances-with-bama-mascot-at-her-wedding-060115


    "They say that if you live with someone long enough you begin to adopt some of their traits and mannerisms.

    So too with Nick Saban and the 85% of Alabama fans who could never be admitted to the university.

    That's the only explanation for his daughter's wedding. Driving off the field in a Rolls Royce while fireworks explode? I mean, that's the redneck wet dream of every member of the 85%. The only thing that could have made it more perfect is if Bear Bryant were riding shotgun giving you a tattoo of his ghost pissing on Gus Malzahn while you drank JD straight from the bottle and screamed Skynyrd lyrics.

    I truly thought we'd seen it all from the wedding.

    Then one of you emailed me this video taken inside the ceremony. (Yes, Outkick readers were there. Outkick's popularity with the 15% under 35 is unparalleled by any other media source. Really.)

    Which means we now all know that the the bride and the groom danced to Rascal Flatts "My Wish," with a male and female version of Big Al.

    Yep, this happened. "

    "Someone really thought, you know what this wedding really needs? We should dress up Big Al in a tux and Big Al also in a wedding gown and have them dance with the bride and groom while Rascal Flatts plays.

    It's happened, Bama fans, the 85% have taken over Nick Saban. Your dynasty is over. Your program, ruined.

    But at least you have this video. "
     
  3. Sanctions Stand

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    Poppy's life is better than yours because he got an invite to Sabear's daughters wedding but after the wedding she kicked his azz.
     
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    Do you foam at the mouth when you post your angry little tantrums?
     
  6. Sanctions Stand

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    Interesting how you associate unbelievable, laughable and disbelief about idiotic things bammers do as anger. You and Poppy both seem to play the 'oh he angry' card when it is a complete laughable circus to have a wedding in a stadium and dance with mascots to Rascal Flats. Call it anger all you want, hell that makes it even more funny. You idiot bammers are an absolute hoot and funny as hell to mess with.
     
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    What in the world are you trying to say here? Is this supposed to be English?
     
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    Read. It is English. You cant understand your cut/paste. So you change your handle to get back in here for some more abuse? You one 'angwy' bammer. ahhhhh row thde
     
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    Nice edit after the fact. LMAO. Who helped you proofread your "post"?

    LOLOLOL
     
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    LMAO. The dunce is literally a sitting duck as a target. It's almost hard to continue to abuse such a retard.
     
  11. Sanctions Stand

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    You two inbreds grammar patrol and taunt like booger eating morons. Check that for spelling, punctuation and grammar. Why didn't you call me 'angwry' again? Remember, I am always 'angwry' at you.

    Back on topic for the thread now.

    Did yall attend the rolls Royce, fireworks in the stadium, dance with male/female elephant mascots to Racal Flats, complete mockery and narcissistic bammer wedding that Sabear had for his daughter Kristen? That is the funniest s^^&% I have ever seen. The absolute tackiest, mockery and use of bammer facilities for personal gratification I have ever seen. Be proud! I understand if you didn't attend because Kristen would probably kick both of your azzes. Row Thde wedding at the Crapstone, bammer style!
     
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    Still waiting to see if Pops or Billy (here again after being banned for being an obnoxious guest) will ever do anything or say anything that isn't pot stirring, Auburn bashing, or just being rude. I'm not going to hold my breath though...
     
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    Isn't possible. Just like bammer alum Brian Downing can't keep his pants up and Updyke can't pay his bills or quit making an azz out of himself. They have too much bammer azz in them to be anything but idiotic bammer fans. Check my grammar and spelling please. row da thde row.
     
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    I've got nothing but hugs and rainbows and unicorns for you guys today. See, I can be a nice guy. :)
     
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    It's really not as much about checking your grammar as it is about you criticizing a fanbase for being dumb while not even having the capability to think/speak/type on a 4th grade level.

    I will continue to make fun of you and your "education" (LOL!) as long as you continue to make yourself look like Harvey Updyke, you uneducated hick.
     
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    ...but you can't stay away. Even when "banned" you come back. smh
     
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    So even when being polite and nice you are still upset simply that I am here - because I have a Bammer handle.

    Outed once again. Maybe this isn't such an open forum after all?
     
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    You add nothing to the board. You are only here to show that you can post here and take jabs at anything dealing with Auburn and try to rile the posters here. Sanctions has y'all to a tee. Add the fact that you have about as many handles as ohs and that says a lot about you.
     
  19. AUav8r

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    Your "politeness" is covered in sarcasm. Please don't think all of us are dumb enough to not see through your tripe.
     
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    Poppy, poppy, poppy.. the use of slashes (i.e. think/speak/type) is incorrect. Try comma and or (i.e. think, speak or type) You are 'angwry' and it is getting the best of you. It is making you trip up on the grammar lessons you spend much of your life trying to help the masses correct on internet message boards. Get a hold of your self man. Start a new thread on grammar lessons, please. I know being a complete fulla-bammer west vance idiot is a tough walk to walk on a daily basis but you have traveled out of west vance a time or two so hold your toothless head high. You and your fan base are pitiful Poppy. TV, news, internet material come out on a damn near DAILY basis with bammer alumni and fans making fools out of themselves.

    Here are a few representations by awesome fans and wonderful alumni of west vance:

    http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...-potential-construction-damage-to-kyle-field/

    http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...dances-with-bama-mascot-at-her-wedding-060115

    http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2014/09/harvey_updyke_has_paid_just_99.html

    http://www.expressnews.com/sports/c...-a-nationwide-reputation-and-it-s-5639369.php

    http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/08/13-photos-bama-fans-looking-stupid

    http://www.alabamateabagger.com/image-gallery/

    http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/1/3/5270468/female-alabama-fan-tries-to-fight-every-oklahoma-fan

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...fan-yells-roll-tide-sucker-punches-titans-qb/

    you want to read more facts out of west vance? the material on all things stupid bammer is endless. that was only about 2 minutes of looking. row damn thde row
     
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    He'll LOVE this. He's all about the TRUTH!!! lol
     
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    Thanks for proving my point. You are offended and prejudiced by my fandom, nothing more or less.

    Prayers lifted.
     
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    Do you feel better now?
     
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    Hey I'm just telling the truth that you people harp on so much.
     
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    The fact that you say "Prayers lifted" is actually sad if you are serious, but my guess is more sarcasm!!
    Offended by you? Not even close. Embarrassed for and disgusted by you are more accurate terms!! The more you ramble on this site, the more pathetic you appear. I'm not sure you can get much more pathetic, but you seem to excel at this!!
     
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    I bet your blood pressure is in the 300/200 range. Not quite as high as the nudbud the Nancyboy, but it's definitely elevated. Additional prayers sent.
     
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    You and Billy are like each others knight in shining armor coming to each others defense and rescue. By the way, my blood pressure is great, but thanks for the genuine concern.
     
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    From the looks of things, pops and I aren't the ones in need of rescue.
     
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    Who said you were in need of rescue? You just seem to love to rescue one another. It's actually quite special, I guess!!
     
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    Poppy I bet your golf game is in the 120 to 150+ range. I'm going to start calling you Chi Chi von Poppy. Where you able to stand in line at the last bammer alum gathering and get Brian Downing's signature on your houndstooth baseball hat? as always, check the spelling and grammar my good bammer and rooooow thde row.
     
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    You do realize that in golf the idea is to get a lower score than your opponent, correct?

    Even my 12 year old nephew knows that.
     
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    Billy the white knight swoops in for the rescue again!!! LOL
     
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    You're dealing with a toothless sidewalk that can't even type basic English. I doubt he knows much about anything outside of that trailer lol.
     
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    Annnnd, like clockwork, here comes the pilot to rescue his sidewalk friends! Lol, so predictable.
     
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    That was a weak come back, even for you...
     
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    Wait. I thought pops was the white knight saving me. Which is it, simpleton?
     
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    It's hard to tell you two apart with your obsession and need to defend one another.
    Simpleton? That's your big come back? Weak. Even for you!!
     
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    Damn, you even correct obvious insults. How about this... those where Poppy's scores for the front 9. Don't bring your 12 year old nephew into this argument. He is standing in line trying to get Updyke's signature on teabaggin' shorts.
     
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    Sanctions, Magic Mountain Putt Putt in Destin is not considered playing golf. But I can believe he shot in the 120-150 range. That Magic Mountain is tough. Especially No.3 where you have to hit it through the dinosaur.
     
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    Yep, and that one where the monkey is wagging his tail in front of the hole on number 7 is a beast. Wow! row thde roll
     

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