Ladies, you get a pass. I understand you don't wanna spread yore turdmaker to yore Hog-Taker. Nobody likes poo snootch.
Men, don't give me that, "bc I don't want to get pewp on my boys". I've never once gotten sheeyit on my bawllz (from wiping to the front). I'm way more scared about smearing it up my crack. You can see so much better this way.
Grab yore junk, throw it over yore shoulder, and get dat booty clean.
And if you disagree with me, YOU AIN'T SHIT
Men, don't give me that, "bc I don't want to get pewp on my boys". I've never once gotten sheeyit on my bawllz (from wiping to the front). I'm way more scared about smearing it up my crack. You can see so much better this way.
Grab yore junk, throw it over yore shoulder, and get dat booty clean.
And if you disagree with me, YOU AIN'T SHIT