Practice all-stars in the football QB room. I mean, just fvck me silly. More guys who can throw perfect passes in shoulder pads and shorts and no contact jerseys. Hallelujah!
Can any of these guys throw it through a car wash without getting it wet? I sure hope so!
Somebody let me know when one of these yahoos leads the Tigers to an actual victory against another D1 team with a pulse. Or just doesn’t totally wet the bed as soon as the bright lights come on.
I’ve fallen for this April Fools joke time and time again. They’re not getting me this time. Do something meaningful in September and then I might listen.
Can any of these guys throw it through a car wash without getting it wet? I sure hope so!
Somebody let me know when one of these yahoos leads the Tigers to an actual victory against another D1 team with a pulse. Or just doesn’t totally wet the bed as soon as the bright lights come on.
I’ve fallen for this April Fools joke time and time again. They’re not getting me this time. Do something meaningful in September and then I might listen.
