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UPDATE on DOC’S CHRISTMUZZ——-juzt got KUMPLEEETLY SCREWED Again!!!!

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Sum of YALL are aware dat I’m a “GIVER.”

We’ll, dis wuz the year dat I wuz FINALLY gunna be a “GITTTER”!!——————or so I dun thawt.

I simply azzked for (2) thangz:

(1) a Circular Saw
(2) an Air Fryer

We’ll, we juzt opened PREZZENTZ, and LEtz juzt say THANGZ DIDNT GO EKKZAKKTLY AZ PLANNED.

Heers wut I got:

A RICHARD PETTY CALENDAR?????

A 6 ounce OZARK TRAIL CUP—— wut, did thay run out of SIPPY CUPS???

A PAMPERED CHEF CANDLE HOLDER—-ok, I’ve NEVA had a single candle for 65 yeeerz. I GEZZ I’m supposed to start COLLECTING THEM NOW???

I koood go on and on about the disappointment, BUT, I have to REEEEMEMBA dat dis iz a day of GIVING.

I hope ALL of you have a GRATE CHRISTMUZZ wit y’all’s FAMBLY’S!!!
DON’T WORRY ABOUT OLE DOC!!
I’ll try again NEKKZT yeeer!!

@FIG-JAM
@Big Blue
 
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