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To the 13 of you that voted for me in the Bunkers Best contest

Scott Stapp Enthusiast

First Round Draft Pick
Gold Member
Aug 3, 2018
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Thank you. I will be sending packets for how we you can join my cult. Its a 100% free democratic society with me at the top permanently. We will have elections for office but its mainly just who proves the most loyal to me as I will be counting the ballots. We will work as a commune where everybody works just as hard as everyone else (except me and my inner circle).

A few things about it:

Fun is not allowed. But I think that this aspect of the cult is the most fun. Not having fun to have fun, to own the poor schlubs that like to have fun.

Spouses and children are not allowed. I cannot stress this enough.

However, there are only 12 slots open as having 12 disciples seems appropriate.

The last two who voted will have to decide who gets to join.

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