OT: Anybody have any tips on protecting yourself in a huge mob of Antifa/BLM?

[sandiegoaubie]

I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded good guys
TIA

 

[au_goat]

I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags. Any recs appreciated.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded.
TIA

Get naked and cover yourself in baby oil. Make loud, but in coherent noises.

 

[Jim in Scranton]

I would recommend keeping a trident with you at all times

 

[Auburn73]

AR-15s. With 20 large capacity mags.

1 (ONE) warning burst of 3-5 rounds.

Then send em on to eternity.

Only the ones that threatenen you and your coworkers with bodily harm and loss of life of course

WDE

 

[The Gorgeous Randy Flamethrower]

I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags. Any recs appreciated. Figured some of ya'll might have some good tips.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded good guys
TIA

Try deleting your account and turning the news off

 

[MolesterStallone]

Get naked and cover yourself in baby oil. Make loud, but in coherent noises.

This. Get naked, oiled up and start chasing anyone that makes eye contact with you. If you pop a boner, even better.

 

[MrMcGillicutty]

 

[hsvtiger34]

If Antifa approaches you, just say 'boo'. Those beta cucks don't want any. If that doesn't work, threaten them with a bar of soap or shampoo. They are judged by their peers on the amount of grease in their hair...

 

[auburnra]

Get naked and cover yourself in baby oil. Make loud, but in coherent noises.

He's in Cali, that kinda thing just gets you sext.

 

[eagle91]

I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags. Any recs appreciated. Figured some of ya'll might have some good tips.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded good guys
TIA

No worries they are all peaceful.

 

[au_goat]

He's in Cali, that kinda thing just gets you sext.

Sounds like a feature, not a bug.

This. Get naked, oiled up and start chasing anyone that makes eye contact with you. If you pop a boner, even better.

See, this is a man who knows how to handle a crowd.

 

[aucertified]

I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags. Any recs appreciated. Figured some of ya'll might have some good tips.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded good guys
TIA

make sure when you make a fist that your thumb is on the outside and you will be fine

 

[NotAiO]

Concealed weapon.

 

[NashTiger in WilCo]

Kneel in prayer toward Mecca frequently

Or wear hot pants, glitter, halter top, and colorful wig

 

[sandiegoaubie]

I'll be tx'ing peeps at the medical tent. I think the police and blue lives matter people know how to defend themselves. Thanks ya'll

 

[sandiegoaubie]

Try deleting your account and turning the news off

Standby and do nothing? Yeah no thanks I'm good

 

[The Gorgeous Randy Flamethrower]

Standby and do nothing? Yeah no thanks I'm good

Well thanks for keeping us all safe from the pale 22 year old overweight female terrorists with green hair

get a hold of yourself man

 

[rampage41]

Just wear a Guy Fawkes mask?

 

[sandiegoaubie]

Just wear a Guy Fawkes mask?

Is the Scream mask okay that one's sold out mass shipment to somebody name Anqueefa

 

[pl4au]

do what she says.

 

[BeatBama60]

I'll be tx'ing peeps at the medical tent. I think the police and blue lives matter people know how to defend themselves. Thanks ya'll

Seriously though, don’t go near that shit without at least some pepper spray. The cops cannot protect you, no matter how much they may want to. You gotta be prepared to take care of yore own bizness.