OT: Anybody have any tips on protecting yourself in a huge mob of Antifa/BLM?

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  1. sandiegoaubie

    sandiegoaubie All-SEC
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    I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags.
    I will be triaging and treating the wounded good guys
    TIA
     
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  2. au_goat

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    Get naked and cover yourself in baby oil. Make loud, but in coherent noises.
     
  3. Jim in Scranton

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    I would recommend keeping a trident with you at all times

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    AR-15s. With 20 large capacity mags.

    1 (ONE) warning burst of 3-5 rounds.

    Then send em on to eternity.

    Only the ones that threatenen you and your coworkers with bodily harm and loss of life of course

    WDE
     
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    Try deleting your account and turning the news off
     
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    This. Get naked, oiled up and start chasing anyone that makes eye contact with you. If you pop a boner, even better.
     
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    If Antifa approaches you, just say 'boo'. Those beta cucks don't want any. If that doesn't work, threaten them with a bar of soap or shampoo. They are judged by their peers on the amount of grease in their hair...
     
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    He's in Cali, that kinda thing just gets you sext.
     
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    No worries they are all peaceful.
     
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    Sounds like a feature, not a bug.

    See, this is a man who knows how to handle a crowd.
     
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    make sure when you make a fist that your thumb is on the outside and you will be fine
     
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    Concealed weapon.
     
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    Kneel in prayer toward Mecca frequently

    Or wear hot pants, glitter, halter top, and colorful wig
     
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    I'll be tx'ing peeps at the medical tent. I think the police and blue lives matter people know how to defend themselves. Thanks ya'll
     
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    Standby and do nothing? Yeah no thanks I'm good
     
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    Well thanks for keeping us all safe from the pale 22 year old overweight female terrorists with green hair

    get a hold of yourself man
     
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    Just wear a Guy Fawkes mask?
     
  19. sandiegoaubie

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    Is the Scream mask okay that one's sold out mass shipment to somebody name Anqueefa
     
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    do what she says.
     
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    Seriously though, don’t go near that shit without at least some pepper spray. The cops cannot protect you, no matter how much they may want to. You gotta be prepared to take care of yore own bizness.
     
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