OT: Anybody have any tips on protecting yourself in a huge mob of Antifa/BLM?

sandiegoaubie

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I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded good guys
TIA
 
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au_goat

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I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags. Any recs appreciated.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded.
TIA
Get naked and cover yourself in baby oil. Make loud, but in coherent noises.
 

Jim in Scranton

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I would recommend keeping a trident with you at all times

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Auburn73

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AR-15s. With 20 large capacity mags.

1 (ONE) warning burst of 3-5 rounds.

Then send em on to eternity.

Only the ones that threatenen you and your coworkers with bodily harm and loss of life of course

WDE
 

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I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags. Any recs appreciated. Figured some of ya'll might have some good tips.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded good guys
TIA
Try deleting your account and turning the news off
 

hsvtiger34

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If Antifa approaches you, just say 'boo'. Those beta cucks don't want any. If that doesn't work, threaten them with a bar of soap or shampoo. They are judged by their peers on the amount of grease in their hair...
 

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I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags. Any recs appreciated. Figured some of ya'll might have some good tips.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded good guys
TIA
No worries they are all peaceful.
 

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I'm working the Medical Tent on Saturday. I could use some tips to pass along to the guys on the frontlines. I actually learned a lot from watching the Portland scumbags. Any recs appreciated. Figured some of ya'll might have some good tips.
I will be triaging and treating the wounded good guys
TIA
make sure when you make a fist that your thumb is on the outside and you will be fine
 
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sandiegoaubie

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I'll be tx'ing peeps at the medical tent. I think the police and blue lives matter people know how to defend themselves. Thanks ya'll
 

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I'll be tx'ing peeps at the medical tent. I think the police and blue lives matter people know how to defend themselves. Thanks ya'll
Seriously though, don’t go near that shit without at least some pepper spray. The cops cannot protect you, no matter how much they may want to. You gotta be prepared to take care of yore own bizness.