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Now that I’m an oulde, when is it acceptable to fight kids riding bikes in your front lawn?

Uncle Baby Billy

NO ICE = BIG BALLS
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These little shits have destroyed my st Augustine. My yard doesn’t have a sidewalk for some reason and people think it’s perfectly fine to tread their dirty ass feet through my lawn spreading diseases and trampling my beautiful sweet st Augustine lawn. I thought this was America? What happened to the land that I got a few paper cuts for in the navy? Do people not respect private property???

I’m going to have to dig half of my yard up to replace with sod and then plant border beds on the flanks to defend from illegal yard migrants crossing the border. All because people stopped spanking their children. Back in my day, if we jumped a fence to get a baseball in some old fuq’s yard, he’d be out there with a pump 12 gauge in a yellow stained wife beater and his old faithful pair of tighty whities yelling at us. Bin Laden and OBAMA took that from us. What is the proper recourse?


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