Hello my fellow Bunkerers
with drivel season officially ending next week, theres something we need to address
the failures of the LAMP Enforcement agency this past drivel season were too obvious to go unnoticed
threads like @SH0RTS typical MEAT GRILL THREAD or our famous @Aubosox04 can go pages without a LEA member stepping in
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we even had a whole thread about posters and their $50k cars!! not a LEA member in sight
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therefore i have a proposal
the new and improved LEA 2.0 where we focus on bringing levelheadedness back to the bunker
Introducing the LEVELHEADEDNESS EFFECUTATION ARBITRATION
RULES:
#1. GOTTA GET BETTA
-if you see a SSP talkin about how great our team is doin in fall camps, respond with "GOTTA GET BETTA" and no other commentary needed!
#2. WE NEED GOOD PLAYAS
-no matter how many times bunker posters tell us that our roster is top 5 in the SEC, make sure to let them know "we just quite aint there yet"! a simple 12 GOOD PLAYAS a year will get us competing for championships in no time!
#3. Won't know if theyre good for ________ years
-this ones a great response to have ready in case you see #2 situation on the board. make sure to set a timeframe >3years cause we really just wont know if theyre good or not
#4. NEED A QUARTABACK
-only the good teams have good quarterbacks. until we find a good quarterback, we wont compete for championships
#5 BEEEEEE KAREEFFULLLLL
-this is the MOST IMPORTANT rule when you see a SSPer on the board. make sure to let them know "BE KAREFUL" when theyre trying to praise any accomplishments or characteristics of a player or especially evaluating potential recruits
#6 IDEAL HEAD COACHES
-if anyone brings up HC changes or HC carousel within the season, make sure to promote these coaches (all ironically connected to florida)
-these 3 guys are the standard of HC in the SEC and anything less is just too inferior
the board is rampant right now heading into FALL CAMP next week so we need as many members as possible to enforce the 5 rules of LEA!
to sign up for LEA 2.0 pls post below or DM @Henrytd20 and he'll help you out
enjoy your weekend and happy END OF DRIVEL SEEZUN bunkerites!
@Docdumpsta @CJ3131 @Henrytd20 @AU McBain @Ruxpin @Big Blue @Boisgreat @bprockman_100 @AUgncEngineer @The Canoeman @ricedp105 @Mikecb22
with drivel season officially ending next week, theres something we need to address
the failures of the LAMP Enforcement agency this past drivel season were too obvious to go unnoticed
threads like @SH0RTS typical MEAT GRILL THREAD or our famous @Aubosox04 can go pages without a LEA member stepping in
Reed’s Barbecue Rules Followed
I’ve been dialing in my 1000 gallon offset smokers getting ready for the opening in October. Let me know what you think. Brisket needs a little more work but I am about to figure it out.
auburn.forums.rivals.com
we even had a whole thread about posters and their $50k cars!! not a LEA member in sight
Car Price Insanity
Wtf is going on?? How do people afford these vehicles and why do they continue to buy them? I’ve been hearing the market would correct for over two years now and it hasn’t budged a bit. Know somebody personally that just bought a new $60k Bronco on an 84 month note at 16% interest and while...
auburn.forums.rivals.com
therefore i have a proposal
the new and improved LEA 2.0 where we focus on bringing levelheadedness back to the bunker
Introducing the LEVELHEADEDNESS EFFECUTATION ARBITRATION
RULES:
#1. GOTTA GET BETTA
-if you see a SSP talkin about how great our team is doin in fall camps, respond with "GOTTA GET BETTA" and no other commentary needed!
#2. WE NEED GOOD PLAYAS
-no matter how many times bunker posters tell us that our roster is top 5 in the SEC, make sure to let them know "we just quite aint there yet"! a simple 12 GOOD PLAYAS a year will get us competing for championships in no time!
#3. Won't know if theyre good for ________ years
-this ones a great response to have ready in case you see #2 situation on the board. make sure to set a timeframe >3years cause we really just wont know if theyre good or not
#4. NEED A QUARTABACK
-only the good teams have good quarterbacks. until we find a good quarterback, we wont compete for championships
#5 BEEEEEE KAREEFFULLLLL
-this is the MOST IMPORTANT rule when you see a SSPer on the board. make sure to let them know "BE KAREFUL" when theyre trying to praise any accomplishments or characteristics of a player or especially evaluating potential recruits
#6 IDEAL HEAD COACHES
-if anyone brings up HC changes or HC carousel within the season, make sure to promote these coaches (all ironically connected to florida)
-these 3 guys are the standard of HC in the SEC and anything less is just too inferior
the board is rampant right now heading into FALL CAMP next week so we need as many members as possible to enforce the 5 rules of LEA!
to sign up for LEA 2.0 pls post below or DM @Henrytd20 and he'll help you out
enjoy your weekend and happy END OF DRIVEL SEEZUN bunkerites!
@Docdumpsta @CJ3131 @Henrytd20 @AU McBain @Ruxpin @Big Blue @Boisgreat @bprockman_100 @AUgncEngineer @The Canoeman @ricedp105 @Mikecb22
