So, these assholes next door planted a huge garden on the side of my front yard next to the GD hickory tree that they wont cut down. They grew tomatoes, but were to lazy to pick them, so they yanked the damn thing out of the ground and left it for the deer. So now, besides the hickory nuts that they love, the farkin deer are sending emails to all their friends about all the fresh produce available.
So, there's not a bucket large enough for me to drown them like chipmunks. So, before i start putting out poison, and that will be my next move if ai cant get any good advice, what will keep these fvckin things out of my yard?
Do coyote decoys work on deer like they do geese? Do I need to string up fishing line with some noise making things on it? Wtf works on these sumbitches? Because Im about to lace some apples with anti freeze!!
So, there's not a bucket large enough for me to drown them like chipmunks. So, before i start putting out poison, and that will be my next move if ai cant get any good advice, what will keep these fvckin things out of my yard?
Do coyote decoys work on deer like they do geese? Do I need to string up fishing line with some noise making things on it? Wtf works on these sumbitches? Because Im about to lace some apples with anti freeze!!
