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My Dearest Crocodile22

ReelandAU

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Our Dearest Bunker Friend @crococile22,

The hour draws near. On this day, 3/22/2025 the Auburn Tigers face the Creighton Blue-Jays.

Morale on the Bunk is mixed. For every sunshine pump, there is a doom and gloom post. The family remains split. Some Bunk members would have Bruce's head. Post Season Pearl is what they call our coach. Joseph Goodman articles have been published. JABA is at an all time high as we prepare to go to war with a 7 foot white dude, Kalkbrenner. Some say we never stood a chance.

We only beat Alabama State by 20 yesterday, but that is not good enough. Auburn needs your help. This family needs your help.

Oh how we hope the ass crawling by Stephen Pearl and Dylan Cardwell re-energizes the team. While some of us believe the team will rally, others have succumbed to the allure of JABA.

CBM's father apparently will be in attendance. Will CBM turn into the Bizzaro we need? Will he get ejected with a F2 after sending a people's elbow into the back of a BlueJay's head? Time will tell.

While you are not present with us on the Bunker, you are here in spirit. Please send Auburn your energy. Take us to the promised land.
 
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