Firzzt of all, myself and FIGGGY reeeely apppreeesheeeeeate yall DM'ing uz azzzking about the 2025 WNBA seazun.
Wit so much interest about the sport, we thawt we wood juzt tell errybody about opening day:
We are VARRRY EKKSITED to annountz that FIRZZZT YEER TEEEM, the "GOLDEN STATE VALKYRIES" will buzt open the seazun on MAY 16th againzt the Los Angeles SPARKS. to no ones serprize, thare's ALREDDDY sum BAD BLOOOOD beeeetweeen theeeze two.
VALKYRIE power forward ANNABELL WHISENHUNT evidently is accusing SPARKS shooting guard KIMBERLY WELSH of stealing her luggage at the bus station in Portland.
The FOLLOWING DAY iz when thangz git REEEELY FRIZZZZZKY as the FEVER with CATHY, will hozt thoze BITCHES frum the CHICAGO SKY!!!
@FIG-JAM
@BeatBama60
@Powerman26
@au4life_rz
@hsvtiger34
Wit so much interest about the sport, we thawt we wood juzt tell errybody about opening day:
We are VARRRY EKKSITED to annountz that FIRZZZT YEER TEEEM, the "GOLDEN STATE VALKYRIES" will buzt open the seazun on MAY 16th againzt the Los Angeles SPARKS. to no ones serprize, thare's ALREDDDY sum BAD BLOOOOD beeeetweeen theeeze two.
VALKYRIE power forward ANNABELL WHISENHUNT evidently is accusing SPARKS shooting guard KIMBERLY WELSH of stealing her luggage at the bus station in Portland.
The FOLLOWING DAY iz when thangz git REEEELY FRIZZZZZKY as the FEVER with CATHY, will hozt thoze BITCHES frum the CHICAGO SKY!!!
@FIG-JAM
@BeatBama60
@Powerman26
@au4life_rz
@hsvtiger34
