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LIKE Insurance Policies Available

CowardlyToaster

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Dec 9, 2012
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Let me tell you a scary story. There are roughly a half dozen threads on the front page of the Bunker right now that will be removed post haste as soon as the mods stir from their slumber. In those threads are many comments, some of them real bangers, that are laden with precious, precious likes.

Once those threads are deleted, the likes disappear FOREVER. What will you do when your 8 likes or whatever are gone? I'll tell you what you'll do. You'll rest easy knowing you purchased a LIKE INSURANCE policy from yours truly.

It's simple, really. You give me a dollar for every like you want insured and I'll make sure, over time, your like deficit is made whole again.

Simply post the number of likes you'd like to be protected below and I will DM with my address so you can send me a check. It's EASY.
 
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