Hello ladies and gentlemen. It's been far too long. You have entered the loving caress of the TRUST TREE. There is no judgement here. No wrong answers. Only a place to vent your frustration with impunity.
Since we shut down the football program for all intensive porpoises earlier in the week I'm sure you all have a lot on your mind. I'm here for you. We're all here.
Keep in mind any judgement for negativity or positivity will be met with a warning. A second offense will result in being reported immediately and ignored. That is, unless the first judgement offense is deemed egregious, in which case you will be reported immediately and placed on figurative IGNORED status.
Without further ado, vent, my children. Vent. This is a safe place.
Since we shut down the football program for all intensive porpoises earlier in the week I'm sure you all have a lot on your mind. I'm here for you. We're all here.
Keep in mind any judgement for negativity or positivity will be met with a warning. A second offense will result in being reported immediately and ignored. That is, unless the first judgement offense is deemed egregious, in which case you will be reported immediately and placed on figurative IGNORED status.
Without further ado, vent, my children. Vent. This is a safe place.