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CowardlyToaster

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Dec 9, 2012
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Work your whole life to become an expert the epidemiology field.

Become THE authority in epidemiology, respected and trusted by everyone including the federal government of the United States.

Pandemic hits. Your time to shine.

Offer educated guesses since epidemiology is equivalent to predicting the weather.

The president of the United States puts you on national television every day because he respects your opinion so much.

Work with the information you have to provide the most informed advice you can, changing as necessary when new information becomes available.

Disagree with the same president who trusted previously trusted you.

Half the country thinks you might be a literal demon, waiting 82 years to hatch your evil plan for world domination and MUST be brought to justice posthaste.

They think you're involved with the Deep State, a fake thing made up by stupid people, and possibly a lizard person.

You get death threats for offering your opinion.

Should have been a longshoreman.
 
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