We have drinks and refreshments, of course. Please, make yourself a drink and a sandwich, we have plenty! Get comfortable because this is a very important announcement.
The announcement I will be making will be concerning the past, present, and future of Auburn football. In the spirit of transparency, I have already told a few people I know what I am about to announce to you. These people, yes, each of them, all said the same thing to me:
“This is perhaps the most important announcement in the history of Auburn football”.
And I would have to agree with them.
So please, help yourself to the refreshments, as people begin to trickle in I will give live updates on the exact nature of the announcement, as well as the exact time in which I will make the announcement.
The announcement I will be making will be concerning the past, present, and future of Auburn football. In the spirit of transparency, I have already told a few people I know what I am about to announce to you. These people, yes, each of them, all said the same thing to me:
“This is perhaps the most important announcement in the history of Auburn football”.
And I would have to agree with them.
So please, help yourself to the refreshments, as people begin to trickle in I will give live updates on the exact nature of the announcement, as well as the exact time in which I will make the announcement.
