I swear today, that Doggy did indeed drink...

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  1. Kellerdog

    Kellerdog YOLO
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    a few times during the week his Sr year in HS. ( So much pussy, so little time). I ask this August Body to forgive my sins. I take myself out of any SCOTUS nominations. Thanks for yore support.
     
  2. hooter80

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    Hell I'll just plead guilty to all, withdraw my nomination, you can find me at the bar.
     
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    I am formally accusing all libs of raping me that may be nominated for and/or running for elected office. If you don't believe me, I'll just need 9 days to consult with my lawyer so I can get you all the details of a plausible scenario in which that candidate raped me.
     
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    And you shall suddenly develop a fear of flying.
     
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