I saw aubarn had Little Brother's Day earlier this week

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Yet you aren't capable of answering them. Do you call all dudes "sweetie"? Are you a tea bagger too?

You're a guy? I pegged you as a blonde 18 year-old girl with insecurity issues. Huh.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Be honest: You're wearing a 2013 Iron Bowl Kick Six tee-shirt from Walmart right now, aren't you?

Be honest. You teabagged your brother during the 4th of July weekend didn't you?

 

[Sanctions Stand]

You're a guy? I pegged you as a blonde 18 year-old girl with insecurity issues. Huh.

Im gonna go out on a limb here and say you are in west vance, weigh about 310, just painted yourself red and tea bagged the neighbors dog for the 4th of July? Correct? Rooooow Thde Rowwww!

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Be honest. You teabagged your brother during the 4th of July weekend didn't you?

Little Brother. We were re-enacting what Saban did to Harry Potter last November.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

No I think he's laughing at the fact that an education from Auburn High School would have better prepared you for the rigors of using grammar and punctuation correctly than an education from the University of aubarn has.

PS: I have a friend that works in the Office of Admissions at aubarn. I periodically send her links to posts from aubarn 'grads' I see like you with the subject line "Are you responsible for this one?"

Needless to say, she's quite embarrassed by most of you and quite hates hearing from me.

Funny stuff! Do you also send her the daily headlines of west vance inbred grads committing terrorist threats and sexual misconduct?

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Im gonna go out on a limb here and say you are in west vance, weigh about 310, just painted yourself red and tea bagged the neighbors dog for the 4th of July? Correct? Rooooow Thde Rowwww!

Just so we're clear: You're bigoted against fatties and sexually violating farm animals? You must hate the majority of the aubarn fans as much as you do yourself.

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Funny stuff! Do you also send her the daily headlines of west vance inbred grads committing terrorist threats and sexual misconduct?

You mean like when Harvey made the trees' ass quit?

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Little Brother. We were re-enacting what Saban did to Harry Potter last November.

Noooo.... you were driving to Home Depot to pick up some Spike50 and some PBR. Roooooow thde Rooooow!

 

[Sanctions Stand]

You mean like when Harvey made the trees' ass quit?

Harvey is one on my favorite. Do you'all date? Row thde row!

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Noooo.... you were driving to Home Depot to pick up some Spike50 and some PBR. Roooooow thde Rooooow!

I think Harvey done kilt all the trees down there. Actually the turds brought in a new tree and tried to replant it and kilt it LMAO!

Damn, I had to laugh when Texas A&M came to the SEC, aubarn can't even be the best cow college anymore.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Just so we're clear: You're bigoted against fatties and sexually violating farm animals? You must hate the majority of the aubarn fans as much as you do yourself.

No sir. These are documented west vance grads. Be proud and stand up for your brothers. Gimme a big ole fat azz Rooooow thde Rowwwwww!

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Harvey is one on my favorite. Do you'all date? Row thde row!

Harvey is the man, a great Bammer. Funny thing is the turds were killing those trees for years with the pressure washings, then when Harvey speeds it up they start holding hands and crying about how terrible it is.

LMAO! Most shit-tarded fanbase on the planet....

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

No sir. These are documented west vance grads. Be proud and stand up for your brothers. Gimme a big ole fat azz Rooooow thde Rowwwwww!

Documented? Hell 30 secs ago you were guessing I was 310 pounds, now it's documented? LOL

Did you graduate from aubarn? Please say yes....

 

[billywaynebama]

Noooo.... you were driving to Home Depot to pick up some Spike50 and some PBR. Roooooow thde Rooooow!

Can you get PBR from Home Depot??? Lmao. I don't think you've been inside one before if you believe this. What a moron.

 

[AUav8r]

You're a guy? I pegged you as a blonde 18 year-old girl with insecurity issues. Huh.

I give pops and billy crap, but you are truly the epitome of a "bammer"! You take red-neckery to a whole new level I'm convinced. You loves you some Harvey even. All of my friends who are Bama fans denounce him, yet you place him on a pedestal. Fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!