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I haven't been out of my house in over two years.

Breumiacu_AU

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My breathing issues make exposure to Covid, the flu etc very dangerous for me.

Last night I got cabin fever and insisted we go to the Golden Coral. I haven’t had a good steak in over two years.

My wife and I are standing in the steak line and this young dude breaks in line. My wife pushed him, he tripped on my oxygen cord and knocked himself out.

We got the hell out of there as soon as we could. All this morning I’m getting notice on my phone that the Alabama Hammer is trying to call me.

Do y’all think my one million dollar umbrella coverage could cover any legal exposure?
 
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