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HEW iz apparently "LEARNING sum stuff."-----(SPESHAL TEEEMS RELATED)

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Varry REEE-FRESHING to heeeer HEW's PRESSSSER.

He mentchuned dat "SUMTIMES YOU JUZT GOTTA DOWN THE BALL IN THE ENDZONE" az far az speshal teeemz go.

THIS IZ HUGE!!!!!!

We have been abzalootly TARRIBULLL on SPESHAL TEEEEEEMZ. I'm not saying anybody haz to be fired, BUT, we have to uze KOMMMON SINTZ.
If you know that YOU SUCK AT SUMTHANG-------------------STOP DOING IT!!!!!
We SUCK at REE-TURNS.

We git PENALTIES on ERRY RETURN. How duz you fikkz that?????????????????????????????
STOP REE-TURNING THE PUNTS AND KICKS. FARE KATCH THEM SUMBITCHES.

I thank we lozt 50 yards of FIELD POZISHUN in the FIRZZZT HALFF againzt LEKKSINGTUN thanks to REEE-TERNS.


LETZ FARE KATCH ERRYTHANG when NASHVILLLE comes to town.
 
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