Greg McElroy 'retired' to early

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  1. Sanctions Stand

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    The world will never see the greatness of Greg McElroy in the NFL. I think he retired to achieve greater things. Sure the NFL stat books were too easy for him to re-write. He wanted Cam Newton to have the chance to do it, so, even though he could have had an outstanding NFL career, he decided to bow out.

    You will never see another Ginger like Ginny McElboy. Row Damn Thde Row

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    Lol. You've been completely processed.
     
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    Haaaaayyy goober... got a second??

    Listen up...

    You still mad about the bomb he threw to Maze in the 2008 -36-0 blowout? Daddy Sabes wanted to RUTS so he sent in a backup QB and WR to do it.

    2009 The winning drive and TD on Saban Hare's grass to win the game before 90,000 screaming toothless inbreds was pretty awesome too. Should have marked Upchurch's route to the end zone for the score that ripped out the collective cult hearts ... but we are used to beating lil brother and we don't do stuff like that.

    Still burns that goober azz doesn't it?

    Nobody beats down the goobers like Daddy Saban. He is your Master - as was Stallings and Bryant. Get used to it. You are owned.

    Hope you get over to Lesion Field next week to watch the final edition of the dumpster fire and revel in mediocrity!!
     
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    Listen we are all in tears because Ginny McElboy retired from the NFL. Ohhhh the greatness he would have shown the world the way! Such a massive talent left us all to soon! Ohhhh the agony he must have endured announcing his retirement. He could have re-written all record books!

    Bow down to Ginny McElboy!

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    Ginny processing a booger on his way to a brilliant NFL career.

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    GMac or JJ?

    Answer please?

    Woe Iggle haaaaaaay
     
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    Still mad about the beatings from Daddy Sabes?? no matter who the QB is...

    The Lane Train can take a 3rd string RB and win the SECC.

    The Gus Bus goes 6-6 with a HS All-American... (Soon to be 6-7)

    Are these statements factual or no?
     
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    Stay on track. We talkin about how awesome Ginny McElboy could have been if he would have given us all the joy of watching his NFL 'career'. Such a gracious player to take his awesome talent and step down so others could succeed. No way Cam Newton gets NFL MVP and Pro bowl with Ginny McElboy ball'in out! Ginny for President!

    Did you know Ginny has had a brilliant career that started in the 8th grade and has some of the best wonderlick scores ever? I'm ready for Ginny to come out of 'retirement' and take the NFL by storm! Who is with me!!!!! Roooow damn thde roooowwww!

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    Row damn thde row!
     
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    5 wins and 3 losses is Saban record against Auburn. 2 or 3 plays determined the last 2 years. Auburn could have easily won both. If this is getting owned , How about 18 to 16 Auburn advantage over last 34 years.
     
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    Since you love selective time frames - how about winning a NC four of the last seven years.
     
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    You still mad about him tossing that bomb to Maze in the 2008 36--zip blowout sendoff for Tubberville? That was a backup throwing to a backup.. goobers still whined about running up the score. Still burns that azz doesn't it?

    And frankly I don't GAS how Gmac or any other Bama player does in the NFL.... as long as he kicks goober ass while he's here. Why should we?
     
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    Gator, do you mean this?
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    Here's a video for you to relive the moment.
     
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    You are also 2 fluke plays away from 0-8 since 2007. None should have even been close. Most were not.

    This is a goober delusion that you need to stop. Its not healthy for your sense of reality.
     
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    Ginny McElboy left to early to 'retire'. He could have shown the world how much better of a player he was than Cam Newton but in a selfless act, he let Cam have the stage. Ginny has such a big heart! Ginny kicks azz on the Wonderlic and boasts an awesome record since the 8th grade. He would have made Newton look like a back-up in the NFL! Rowwwww damn Thde Rooooow!
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    In the meantime... Newton gets NFL MVP, another Pro Bowl and is knocking on the door of a Superbowl.

    Cam Newton named NFL MVP by Pro Football Writers of America
    http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/01/cam_newton_named_nfl_mvp_by_pr.html
     
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    Remember this one of Ginny McElboy. Look how his eyes are crossed. I bet he was thinking about his Wonderlic score.
    Roooow damn Thde Roooooow!

     
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    That impressive Birmingham Bowl victory wasn't as satisfying as you hoped, was it?
     

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