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F U Lulu Lemon Boxers

MetallicAub

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So my wife buys me a pair of Lulu Lemon boxers (sorry, I'm not a poor and can afford nice things) and I put them on for the first time today.
Comfortable, form fitting and a very nice fabric.
Now please keep in mind that I am not a Beta Male that pees sitting down and I am a slot user, not a pull down guy.
So here I am at work nearing that time for my morning pee and I mosey on over to the urinal only to realize these boxers do not have a slot, they are solid.
I am wearing my Wrangler Jeans (I work for Wrangler) and a belt. Thank goodness I was in the bathroom by myself as I tried to navigate a boxer situation with no slot.
I thought i had them on backwards, I thought it was a mistake and Bunk....I had to PEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I hopped over to a stall quick to find out why these things were not doing what every man expects but it wasn't there.
I reached out to my wife to explain I never wanted these again and no man on the planet would have designed them.
My wife (a fashion designer for Lee) tells me that is how they are being made right now and my response was not positive.
I will not be a SEX Champion on 2/19/2025 based on that conversation.

Long story short....
Do not buy Lulu Lemon Boxers, they are made by morons.
 
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