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4thand2

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Watching this turd game got me to thinking that If I ever got into politics and had the ability to orchestrate policy, my first lines of business would be...
1. If you're going to be a head football coach in high school, you have to have coached on both sides of the ball.
2. Since we can change gulf of mexico to gulf of america, then I will propose the slogan "thorn in my side" to a "Nelson in my side"
3. Change the "bull in a china shop" to a "sears in a china shop"

Any other suggestions?
 
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