Emma Watson. I would so PIIHB.

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  1. billwhite21

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    She cast a spell on you, that's all.
     
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    I'd much rather date a conservative or libertarian. Liberal women are so ****ing full of themselves and lack a sense of humor. Gross. Your opinion is severely out dated.

    I've dated everyone on the spectrum. I have 10x more fun with center to right people.
    -Not offended by everything
    -Doesn't smell their own farts
    -Doesn't try to be equal at everything we do and get mad when they can't.
    -Laughs
    -More attractive and better teeth.
     
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    Right. Because church is the place to find fun women. Lol.
     
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    No but I'd touch her with a 6 inch one
     
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    I don't find 90% of them at church since I don't attend church, but you seem pretty ignorant on the subject, though. You can have the lefties.
     
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    She's not even the hottest girl named Emma.......

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    Maybe not but she's the hottest ITT.
     
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    are you kidding? she's british. i'd make her read Harry Potter while we did it just so i could hear the accent.
     
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    I subscribe to the Louis CK theory on abortions.
     
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    Auburn is the most conservative school in America. Our babes still like to fuuuuuuuug
     
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    More of an observation than weighing in on this discussion, but SINGLE conservative or right leaning women attend church about as frequently as their more liberal counterparts these days, so I'm not entirely certain that's a good metric for deciding who to date.
     
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    Wut?
     
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    "Doesn't smell own farts"? Please give example of you dating a fart sniffa
     
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    Well that just ruined this thread for me
     
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    Amazing ignorance right here. You think church-going conservative gals don't love the D too? Sure, some are repressed but this is true of some liberal gals too. Some of them save it for marriage and then wear that husband out for years. Plenty of them aren't saving it for marriage either. Many churches make Peyton Place seem tame. You think Dinosaur Titty Girl is anything other than a freak in the sheets? ;)

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    Preachers' daughters are notorious for being wild/crazy
     
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    I have a buddy who had a gal get nekkid with him in the church library back when he was a teenager. I don't think she was even the preacher's daughter.
     
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    My first BJ was outside of church at a Wednesday night youth group meeting. Those girls absolutely like to get down.
     
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    My first kiss with tongue was in church at a youth group meeting during a party game.
     
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    Probable because she has that innocent daughter look.
     

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