Early signs say bammer

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  1. Pops Masterson

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    Jesus, you are just reaching utter embarrassment status now.

    This is like watching Nick Marshall in a math competition. Sad, because you don't want to poke fun at someone so incredibly retarded, but you just can't help continuing to watch the trainwreck unfold.
     
  2. Sanctions Stand

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    Poppy, your comments are like watching poppy play golf. A worm burner off the tee, then a snap hook with a fairway wood, next a punch out into the water, next take a drop and skull one into the sand trap, then blade the sand wedge across the green and finally Poppy just picks it up and says "gimme a par on that hole". You are a delusional idiot that would suffocate if you closed your mouth to breath. Your west vance life is a pitiful excuse of a life. It is like watching Greg McElboy get cross-eye slammed to the ground over and over and over. I cannot stop the laughter when I think of you by the blow up pool in west vance. row thde Poppy, row thde
     
  3. billywaynebama

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    Darth Vader? That settles it, you simply must be a mom's basement dwelling sidewalk loser. The picture becomes more clear with every nonsensical post you make.

    LOL
     
  4. Sanctions Stand

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  5. AUav8r

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    Serious question here: Do you really believe that Auburn fans are more "cult like" than Bama fans???
     
  6. Pops Masterson

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    You're drawing a false conclusion and missing the point entirely. He didn't say one was more than the other. He just pointed out the cult-like behavior that's widely accepted and blindly practiced by certain fans regardless of how moronic it may be.
     
  7. billywaynebama

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    Exactly. Why is reading comprehension such a challenge with the locals? Lol
     
  8. Sanctions Stand

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    You mean like the teabagger, Updyke, bammer construction idiot that bragged and threatened sabotaging Texas A&Ms Kyle Field, bammer mommy that tried to kick entire section of Oklahoma fans azz, the bammer that took the choke hold for throwing stuff at Ole Miss fans after the bammer loss, and on and on and on..

    You mean those cult like inbred idiots that pull this crap every year and often?

    The Top 10 Dumbest Fanbases: #1 West Vance, Mouth Breathers
    http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...-in-america-1-the-alabama-crimson-tide-102913

    You see Poppy, bammer stupidity is not limited to Auburn threats or some bammer moronic inbred on Auburn Rivals like yourself. Bammer stupidity transcends everything and is enjoyed by all teams in the SEC and the nation. Good work Poppy. Rooooow Thde Roooow.


    Bammer choke hold at Ole Miss (dude goes down faster than a cross-eyed Greg McElboy sack)
    http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/10/5/6910133/alabama-ole-miss-fan-police-takedown

    Texas A&M Kyle Field Bammer idiot with terrorist act
    http://www.foxsports.com/southwest/...-renovations-on-texas-a-m-s-kyle-field-071814

    Alabama alumni 'Teabags' an LSU fan
    http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/11/brian_downing_alabama_fan_guil.html

    Bammer Mom goes off on Oklahoma fan section after bowl loss
    http://yellowhammernews.com/buzzworthy/exclusive-bama-sugar-bowl-mom-sorry/

    Alabama fans fight LSU fans
    http://blog.al.com/birmingham-news-commentary/2012/01/your_view_tired_of_idiots_ruin.html

    Heck bammers even self-hate and do idiotic things to their own team

    Bammer fans send death threats to Cade Foster after loss to Auburn
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2146801-disrespectful-things-fans-do/page/9


    Be proud Poppy, be proud.
     
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  9. AUav8r

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    Without Sir Pops riding in on his white horse to your rescue, can you just answer the question??? Why is deflection your primary "go to" move??
     
  10. Pops Masterson

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    ^^Idiot sidewalk cultist

    Case in point, lol
     
  11. nudbud

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    Don't forget about the bammer dad that shot his son after an Auburn-uat game.
    I like it when they sing that great rammer jammer song after they beat Ga State.
    Wow poppy, you really told him!! Is that all you got? You have lost it little fella.
     
  12. Sanctions Stand

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    Poppy don't let facts cloud your crimson colored imbecile brain.

    When are you planning your next teabagging, fan fight, terrorist threat, shoot your kin, death threat to players... cultish act with the cultish fan base? You on the brink Poppy. When will we see the headlines? Check the spelling and rooooooow thde rooooooow Poppy
     
  13. Sanctions Stand

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    These idiots cannot answer questions or admit bammers are the bottom of the barrel fans. But it sure is fun poking the bammer idiot ant hill and watching the attack! This place is great fun! I love me some bammer idiots. They are just like visiting the monkey cage at the zoo. Just watch out because they might try to through their poo at you. Rooow Thde!
     
  14. Pops Masterson

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    Is that the generalization we are making now? Lol, you toothless hicks don't know what's best for you.

    When are you going to the next pool party to watch football players get shot? Got any date rape to sell to your hick kinfolk? Here's an idea! Why not just get a few of your buddies and ride over to a student's house, err trailer, and rob him at gunpoint? Big plans for you this weekend, right? Don't worry about me; I'll be traveling. Just a king doing king-like things.

    Lololol more idiocy from the biggest hick on the planet. Seriously can't stop laughing at you.
     
  15. Pops Masterson

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    Actually, I did answer, but I'm not shocked at all that you had trouble reading it. How do you explain all the murders and date rape and players being junkies at auburn? Can you answer that?

    You're embarrassing your school lol
     
  16. Sanctions Stand

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    Poppy you are embarrassing your school, your family, your city, your state and your country. Even Miley Cyrus is embarrassed of the idiotic comments and diagnosed delusions of grandeur you carry on your shoulders each day. You are slipping fast Poppy, but you always have those 27 national championships with a standard deviation of +/- 22 and the thrill of watching the teabagger video at bammer tailgates. Roooow Thde!
     
  17. Pops Masterson

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    Lol a simple, "No, I can't answer that" would have sufficed.

    Just another jealousy filled display of inferiority as always.
     
  18. nudbud

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    Poppy please tell us which Auburn player murdered anyone. I'll wait for your answer. Which players have the date raped anyone? I'll wait for your answer. Which players are junkies? I'll wait for your answer.
     
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    Deflecting with a deflection?? That's impressive, Billy!! lol
     
  21. Pops Masterson

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    Tell me which Bama players teabagged a hapless fan of another school. Tell me which Bama players killed a historic landmark at a rival's school. We can play this game all day, pal.
     
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    So the murder and date rape innuendo was not aimed at Auburn players. That's good. But which players are junkies. Maybe I'm wrong but pot smoking is not related to junkies, is it?
     
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    "We can play this game all day, pal."......and I'm sure you will!!! LOL
     
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    You're getting the hang of this.
     
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    Hey Billy!
    Ya pullin for YOUR conference (again}

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    Sure, why not? Good for the conference if they win and sooner or later that helps us.
     
  27. Sanctions Stand

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    Here is a cool report:

    NEWS FLASH: Cam Newton signs deal for $103M. In other news, Ginger McElboy 'retires' from the NFL.

    Don't you actually need to play more than a couple games before you can 'retire'? Row Thde
     
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    Poppy, all anyone can ask of your delusional azz is "don't do it".

    Don't drive to the CO OP and buy the Spike50 Poppy.
    Don't drop your pants in public Poppy.
    Don't beat and rob students in west vance Poppy.
    Don't try to bleacher dive and fight entire sections of rival fans Poppy.
    Don't get so 'angwry' that you shoot rival fans Poppy.
    Don't make terrorist threats to rival fans stadiums Poppy.

    Don't do it Poppy! We need you to keep coming back here and giving us laughter each day.

    I guess you can dance with your mascot to rascal flats "I Wish"... That would be too funny to pass up. Roow Thde!

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  29. Pops Masterson

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    So no, you still can't answer it? You just want to continue talking about big brother? Got it.

    Typical auburn hick lol.
     
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    To the surprise of no one, my point sailed right over that sloping, Cro-magnon forehead of yours.
     
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    Sloping, Cro-magnon forehead? You funny


    Start dancing Poppy! Here ya go:


    My Wish
    By Rascal Flatts
    I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow,
    And each road leads you where you wanna go,
    And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose,
    I hope you choose the one that means the most to you.
    And if one door opens to another door closed,
    I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window,
    If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile.
    But more than anything, more than anything

    My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
    Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small,
    You never need to carry more than you can hold,
    And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
    I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
    Yeah, this, is my wish.

    I hope you never look back, but you never forget,
    All the ones who love you, in the place you live,
    I hope you always forgive, and you never regret,

    and above all..... rooooooow thde roooooooowwwwww!
     
  32. Pops Masterson

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    Per usual, big brother is always on your mind.

    Are you really this sad that your football team will forever live in the shadows of a drunk coach and a midget that continues to dominate?
     
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    Big brother, drunks & midgets? Lennie, pull your pants up and come out of the sideshow tent. You mean domination like teabaggers practice on rival fans? You teabaggers just can't keep your pants above your ankles. Lennie you are one funny moron. You fit right in with the marching mass of humanoid imbeciles in west vance.
     
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    What's up with you fixating on men with their pants down? You need serious help.
     
  35. Pops Masterson

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    Really odd behavior. Can't really expect much more from a sidewalk loser though.
     
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    Lennie you know, Brian, yourself and other west vance grads enjoy sport teabaggin'. We are not talking 'sidewalks' here Lennie. We are talking proud west vance alumni, doing what they do best, making complete asses out of themselves. Be proud of the tradition Lennie. Do they offer a BS degree in Sport Teabaggin' at the capstone Lennie?
     
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    No fixating here. Just wondering why west vance grads perform stupid acts every year. Lennie claims west vance elevates his life to stardom but all I hear about are blithering idiots and mouth breathing imbeciles. row thde.

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  38. Pops Masterson

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    I'm not sure about that major. We know they don't offer English composition at whatever school you attended. Does auburn offer Date Rape Manufacturing? What about How to rob a fellow student at gunpoint and steal his drugs? Computer thievery 101?

    Get back to me when you can, pal.
     
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    Awww Lennie, what did you study in west vance?

    Sport Tea-bagging
    Robbery Assault and Battery student fellowship
    Stadium Diving with minor in Kick Boxing
    Entrepreneurial drug dealing for fun and profit
    How to influence people with Terrorist threats and acts
    Domestic assault and abuse in your spare time
    Successful textbook salesmanship
     
  40. Pops Masterson

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    I'm much smarter than you; we've already determined that.

    So, according to your shitty auburn logic, Bama players and the fans are responsible for their actions, but the auburn players and fans are not? Do you know how retarded you are?
     

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