ITz time DAWGZ. We bout 79 hourz away frum da GRAYTEZT DAY OF DA YEER.
Letz go "inside" and take a look at a few thangz:
OREGON---27-26 (2 OT) "GOOD GUYS"--Probly da tuffezt opening game I've eva had to preedickt. Truly, dis game shood favor the DUCKZ. Thay gotta big shot QB and we startin a true freshman. I thank we a litta FAZZZTER on both sides of da ball and that shood win dis thang!
TULANE--44-6 "GOOD GUYS" ----Gotta git SHIVVVY POO a "HUNDY" in dis wun. Hiz azz deserves it.
KENT STATE---37-9 "GOOD GUYS"---Wunna my fayvritz, WOOODY, reternz to "GOD'S KUNTRY."
Need to stay hellthy in dis wun. KENT won't be intimidated. Thay play a lotta BIG PLAZES.
TEKZZEZ A&M----26-16 "BAD GUYS"---If yore azz don't thank dis game been circled on thare skedyule, You iz KRAYZZEEE. Thay dominated uz foe 3 Quartaz lazt yeer and JIMBO juzt blew da pizz outta wut shooda been a win for them.
MIZZIZZIPPI STATE-- 34-19 "GOOOD GUYS"---Gotta git dis wun afta thay dun kuntrolled da line of skrimmage on uz lazt seazun. We ought to be kumfortable in da offentze by dis point. Sekunderry will have to BALL OUT. Thare new QB kan "SPIN IT" a litta!!
FLAWRIDA---18-17--"BAD GUYS"--Tuff wun heeer. Juzt not a lotta offentz frum both teeemz. Ganesville Coach, knows Gus backwerdz and forwerdz.
VIRJINYA TEKK----23-16-- "GOOD GUYS"--probly da tuffezt road tezt of da seazun. BLAKKZBERG DON'T PLAY!!! Kan't be intimidated when "SANDMAN" crankz on dem SPEEEKAZ!! We shood be betta OFFENTZIVELY dan deez guyz!!
ARKANSAW----41-39--"GOOOD GUYS"-- I don't like dis wun at all like I didn't really like the Tennezzee game lazt yeer. Morris iz gunna have a QB. Thay hadn't had wun in LITTA ROCK sintz DON MAJKOWSKI played in da 80's. Hopefully, we have dat ball lazt in dis wun.
LSU-----22-9---"BAD GUYS"----Thay got betta playaz and it will show dis seazun. Mizzed a coupla good opportuniteeeez to git em when thay wuz down lazt two yeerz.
OLE MIZZ----32-30-- "GOOOD GUYS"----I luv Ole Mizz's Coach and I luv thare Quartaback. Thay gunna SKORE. Hopefully we kan match them and KARLZZUN kan drill wun az time ekkspires.
JAWJA---27-21--"GOOOD GUYS"--Bezt game of da yeeer rite heer. Similar to the 2017 tuzkaloooza game ware we mikksed up dat offentz a litta and inztalled a few "NEW WRANKLES."
SAMFORD----49-9--"GOOD GUYS"-- GRATEWOOOD haz a nice 78 yard bomb to an unknown white reeeceeeva at dis point!
tuzkaloooza----38-26 "BAD GUYS"---We juzt ain't got da speed on da reer end to slow thare reeceeevaz up.
TOTAL TALLY----8-4 wit lozzes to AGGEEEEZ, GANESVILLE, BATTUN ROOJ and tuzkalooza.
SEC "OFFENTZIVE PLAYA OF DA YEER"---Matt Corrall- OLE MIZZ
SEC "DEEEFENTZIVE PLAYA OF DA YEER"--Terrell Lewiz-tuzkalooza
SEC CHAMPYUNSHIP GAME--tuzkalooza vs. TENNEZZZEE
Auburn PLAYAZ in NFL DRAFT:
Javaris Davis (19th)--PACKERZ
Derrick Brown (27th)--Chiefs
TEGA (64th) STEEELAZ
COE (159th) COLTS
IGGY (204th) RAYDAZZZZZZZ
DAVIDZZUN (219th) JAGG-WIRES
DRIZKOLL (234th) JETZZ
Letz go "inside" and take a look at a few thangz:
OREGON---27-26 (2 OT) "GOOD GUYS"--Probly da tuffezt opening game I've eva had to preedickt. Truly, dis game shood favor the DUCKZ. Thay gotta big shot QB and we startin a true freshman. I thank we a litta FAZZZTER on both sides of da ball and that shood win dis thang!
TULANE--44-6 "GOOD GUYS" ----Gotta git SHIVVVY POO a "HUNDY" in dis wun. Hiz azz deserves it.
KENT STATE---37-9 "GOOD GUYS"---Wunna my fayvritz, WOOODY, reternz to "GOD'S KUNTRY."
Need to stay hellthy in dis wun. KENT won't be intimidated. Thay play a lotta BIG PLAZES.
TEKZZEZ A&M----26-16 "BAD GUYS"---If yore azz don't thank dis game been circled on thare skedyule, You iz KRAYZZEEE. Thay dominated uz foe 3 Quartaz lazt yeer and JIMBO juzt blew da pizz outta wut shooda been a win for them.
MIZZIZZIPPI STATE-- 34-19 "GOOOD GUYS"---Gotta git dis wun afta thay dun kuntrolled da line of skrimmage on uz lazt seazun. We ought to be kumfortable in da offentze by dis point. Sekunderry will have to BALL OUT. Thare new QB kan "SPIN IT" a litta!!
FLAWRIDA---18-17--"BAD GUYS"--Tuff wun heeer. Juzt not a lotta offentz frum both teeemz. Ganesville Coach, knows Gus backwerdz and forwerdz.
VIRJINYA TEKK----23-16-- "GOOD GUYS"--probly da tuffezt road tezt of da seazun. BLAKKZBERG DON'T PLAY!!! Kan't be intimidated when "SANDMAN" crankz on dem SPEEEKAZ!! We shood be betta OFFENTZIVELY dan deez guyz!!
ARKANSAW----41-39--"GOOOD GUYS"-- I don't like dis wun at all like I didn't really like the Tennezzee game lazt yeer. Morris iz gunna have a QB. Thay hadn't had wun in LITTA ROCK sintz DON MAJKOWSKI played in da 80's. Hopefully, we have dat ball lazt in dis wun.
LSU-----22-9---"BAD GUYS"----Thay got betta playaz and it will show dis seazun. Mizzed a coupla good opportuniteeeez to git em when thay wuz down lazt two yeerz.
OLE MIZZ----32-30-- "GOOOD GUYS"----I luv Ole Mizz's Coach and I luv thare Quartaback. Thay gunna SKORE. Hopefully we kan match them and KARLZZUN kan drill wun az time ekkspires.
JAWJA---27-21--"GOOOD GUYS"--Bezt game of da yeeer rite heer. Similar to the 2017 tuzkaloooza game ware we mikksed up dat offentz a litta and inztalled a few "NEW WRANKLES."
SAMFORD----49-9--"GOOD GUYS"-- GRATEWOOOD haz a nice 78 yard bomb to an unknown white reeeceeeva at dis point!
tuzkaloooza----38-26 "BAD GUYS"---We juzt ain't got da speed on da reer end to slow thare reeceeevaz up.
TOTAL TALLY----8-4 wit lozzes to AGGEEEEZ, GANESVILLE, BATTUN ROOJ and tuzkalooza.
SEC "OFFENTZIVE PLAYA OF DA YEER"---Matt Corrall- OLE MIZZ
SEC "DEEEFENTZIVE PLAYA OF DA YEER"--Terrell Lewiz-tuzkalooza
SEC CHAMPYUNSHIP GAME--tuzkalooza vs. TENNEZZZEE
Auburn PLAYAZ in NFL DRAFT:
Javaris Davis (19th)--PACKERZ
Derrick Brown (27th)--Chiefs
TEGA (64th) STEEELAZ
COE (159th) COLTS
IGGY (204th) RAYDAZZZZZZZ
DAVIDZZUN (219th) JAGG-WIRES
DRIZKOLL (234th) JETZZ
