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Ekkspekkt a few "Growing Pains" wit HAMMERIN HANK SATERDAY. Simple "OFFENTZIVE ANALYSIS"

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Juzt finished my "OFFENTZIVE ANALYSIS" of the MEKKSICOE GAME.

Lotz a GOOD thangz. Lotz a BAD thangz going on.

THE GOOD:

Firzt time weeve seen a "KWIK REEELEEEEESE" in a LONG TIME at Auburn. Sum plays took 2 SEKKUNDS.
86 PERZZENT accuracy on passes frum 3-19 yards. Thatz GOOD.
REEECEEEEVAZ got skillz. Lewis, Jackzun and PENN STATE TRANZFER reeely upgraded our OFFENTZE.
REEELY GOOD BACKFIELD. Luv wut ALZZTUN, HUNTA and COBB brang to the table. Need to try to uze them MORE than juzt the SHOTGUN HAND OFF over CENTA.

THE BAD:

STARING DOWN REEECEEEVAZ---I suzzpekkt we'll git caught on dis wun a time or two Saterday.
WRIGHT duz a good job on the O-LINE. The uthaz need to GIT BETTTTA YEZZTADAY.
We gotta STOP REEEKROOOOTING WHITE TITE ENDS.
Itz been mentchuned beeefour--BUT---SIMMMUNS NEEDZ THE FOOTBALL. Obveeeuzzzly, that wuz MEKKSICOE so maybe he wuzzzn't neeeded az much, but we need to see a MUCH HIGHER DOSE of him Saterday.

SHOOD BE A GOOD WUN SATERDAY----I have Auburn az the 74th ranked teem in the Kuntry and ARKY az the 76th ranked teem in the KUNTRY. I ekkzpekt a GOOD WUN Saterday.


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