Do you pee while you poop?
- Thread starter Ruxpin
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Pee first then relax for the poop.
D1ck is so small that it’s the only way I’m able to
I’ve only encountered one human that I know that does not. It’s a strange thing to not do so.
Not to be confused with peeing and squirting at the same time...
Try a bidet...you’ll do everything before you know it.
Better to poop first so that the kerplunk of
the turd splashes clean water on your balls,
instead of piss. You’re welcome.
the turd splashes clean water on your balls,
instead of piss. You’re welcome.
How do you have that much control? I just let everything out.
You are officially the winner of the dumb ass post of the year and that is saying something around this place. Congratulations!!!!
How does that work? I pee a few times a day but poop once.
Dude, he’s drunk. Give him a break.
When isn’t he drunk? That’s what I love about @Ruxpin
Interesting...I poop once and shower once. How do you have more free time than a retired guy?
Why do you think I said that, you are better than this
The ever elusive pee-dump-sneeze combo rivals any sex you have ever had. Guaranteed. Last time I caught that unicorn was summer of 2016
I assumed that everyone did. Peeing while you poop is definitely better than the opposite.
What the fvck is this for a science project? Y’all MFs need to come up with better polios.
I took 90% of my conference calls for work while I was taking a dump. There’s a long story about the others but I shan’t go into that here.
