Do you pee while you poop?

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Do you pee while you poop?

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  1. Ruxpin

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    Do you pee while you poop?
     
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    Pee first then relax for the poop.
     
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    Like, at the same time?
     
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    D1ck is so small that it’s the only way I’m able to
     
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    I’ve only encountered one human that I know that does not. It’s a strange thing to not do so.
     
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    Not to be confused with peeing and squirting at the same time...
     
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    Yes I'm not a psycho
     
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    i ONLY pee when I poop
     
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    I do not pee while I poop but I’m classy
     
  11. Korn6

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    Try a bidet...you’ll do everything before you know it.
     
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    Is it possible not to?
     
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    Better to poop first so that the kerplunk of
    the turd splashes clean water on your balls,
    instead of piss. You’re welcome.
     
  14. Ruxpin

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    Is that like a blumpkin?
     
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    How do you have that much control? I just let everything out.
     
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    The blumpkin is the only thing better...on a toilet.
     
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    So you prefer to risk a prolapsed rectum?
     
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    If you don't you're a psychopath.
     
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    I only pee when I poop or shower.
     
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    This.
     
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    Squirting is technically peeing. Look into it.
     
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    You are officially the winner of the dumb ass post of the year and that is saying something around this place. Congratulations!!!!
     
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    I proclaim you the winner. Congratulations!!!!!
     
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    How does that work? I pee a few times a day but poop once.
     
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    Dude, he’s drunk. Give him a break.
     
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    Settle the fvck down
     
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    When isn’t he drunk? That’s what I love about @Ruxpin
     
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    Multiple poops and showers a day.
     
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    Interesting...I poop once and shower once. How do you have more free time than a retired guy?
     
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    Why do you think I said that, you are better than this
     
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    The ever elusive pee-dump-sneeze combo rivals any sex you have ever had. Guaranteed. Last time I caught that unicorn was summer of 2016
     
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    I assumed that everyone did. Peeing while you poop is definitely better than the opposite.
     
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    What the fvck is this for a science project? Y’all MFs need to come up with better polios.
     
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    My polio was cured in the 50s.
     
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    Well these polios need to be cured in 2020.

    And deezamn you’re old AF.
     
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    This very moment as a matter of fact.
     
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    I took 90% of my conference calls for work while I was taking a dump. There’s a long story about the others but I shan’t go into that here.
     
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    Five minute showers and 1 minute 30 second poops.
     
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    There's only one thing missing from that combo.
     
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    And how many of each a day?
     

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