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Discussion in 'Dear Diary' started by Ruxpin, Dec 22, 2019.
Do you pee while you poop?
Pee first then relax for the poop.
Like, at the same time?
D1ck is so small that it’s the only way I’m able to
I’ve only encountered one human that I know that does not. It’s a strange thing to not do so.
Not to be confused with peeing and squirting at the same time...
Yes I'm not a psycho
i ONLY pee when I poop
I do not pee while I poop but I’m classy
Try a bidet...you’ll do everything before you know it.
Is it possible not to?
Better to poop first so that the kerplunk of
the turd splashes clean water on your balls,
instead of piss. You’re welcome.
Is that like a blumpkin?
How do you have that much control? I just let everything out.
The blumpkin is the only thing better...on a toilet.
So you prefer to risk a prolapsed rectum?
If you don't you're a psychopath.
I only pee when I poop or shower.
Squirting is technically peeing. Look into it.
You are officially the winner of the dumb ass post of the year and that is saying something around this place. Congratulations!!!!
I proclaim you the winner. Congratulations!!!!!
How does that work? I pee a few times a day but poop once.
Dude, he’s drunk. Give him a break.
Settle the fvck down
When isn’t he drunk? That’s what I love about @Ruxpin
Multiple poops and showers a day.
Interesting...I poop once and shower once. How do you have more free time than a retired guy?
Why do you think I said that, you are better than this
The ever elusive pee-dump-sneeze combo rivals any sex you have ever had. Guaranteed. Last time I caught that unicorn was summer of 2016
I assumed that everyone did. Peeing while you poop is definitely better than the opposite.
What the fvck is this for a science project? Y’all MFs need to come up with better polios.
My polio was cured in the 50s.
Well these polios need to be cured in 2020.
And deezamn you’re old AF.
This very moment as a matter of fact.
I took 90% of my conference calls for work while I was taking a dump. There’s a long story about the others but I shan’t go into that here.
Five minute showers and 1 minute 30 second poops.
There's only one thing missing from that combo.
And how many of each a day?