I've dun got 36 of them in da GLUV BOKKZ dat been thare foe 3 yeeeerz!! Iz thare an ekkspirayshun date on RUBBBAZ???
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I've dun got 36 of them in da GLUV BOKKZ dat been thare foe 3 yeeeerz!! Iz thare an ekkspirayshun date on RUBBBAZ???
Yes, they expireI've dun got 36 of them in da GLUV BOKKZ dat been thare foe 3 yeeeerz!! Iz thare an ekkspirayshun date on RUBBBAZ???
I've dun got 36 of them in da GLUV BOKKZ dat been thare foe 3 yeeeerz!! Iz thare an ekkspirayshun date on RUBBBAZ???
THANKZ foe da info DAWG!! Lookz like I'm gunna be tossin 36 RUBBBBAZ!!Do you keep them in your pocket?
Have some sperm killer on them?
If not-you should be fine if only 3 years Doc.
I would still go to Wal-Mart and get another fresh pack on the birth control/STD aisle.
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9. Not checking the expiration date.
I honestly can’t believe that about 61 percent of condom users were guilty of not making sure the rubber they were about to slip on was expired. It’s like taking a sip from the milk jug without checking the date first. Although, condoms do last quite awhile — up to 5 years for plain ones, though only 2 years or so for those with a spermicide, which gradually breaks down the latex. But condoms kept in men’s wallets get toasty from body heat, which can considerably shorten a condom’s life expectancy (and maybe yours). If a condom is sticky or brittle, toss it.
THANKZ foe da info DAWG!! Lookz like I'm gunna be tossin 36 RUBBBBAZ!!
Don't mean to offend you Doc but you do know you don't need one to sit in your car at an abandoned Hardees parking lot all by yourself in Atmore eating cheese puffs and looking at a dirty book?
Ms. Bee, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one
afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her
Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ,
the minister noticed a cut glass bowl setting on top of it,
filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a
condom.
Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity;
surely Miss Bea had flipped! He certainly couldn't mention
the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with
tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor tried to
stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater,
but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no
longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell
me about this." Pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful! I was walking
down town last fall and I found this little package. It
said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would
prevent disease. You know, I think it is working, I haven't
had a cold all winter!
You could always go ziplock bag
If you smack yourself flush on the nuts and hold you boys under hot water for 2 minutes (like your trying to drown the bastards), then you'll be fine. It'll be 2 days before you'll let anyone go near your gear. Best contraceptive I know of.I've dun got 36 of them in da GLUV BOKKZ dat been thare foe 3 yeeeerz!! Iz thare an ekkspirayshun date on RUBBBAZ???
If you smack yourself flush on the nuts and hold you boys under hot water for 2 minutes (like your trying to drown the bastards), then you'll be fine. It'll be 2 days before you'll let anyone go near your gear. Best contraceptive I know of.
Nope. They last for a lifetime Doc. No worries.
Keep plugging away and let her rip!
Just in case docI've dun got 36 of them in da GLUV BOKKZ dat been thare foe 3 yeeeerz!! Iz thare an ekkspirayshun date on RUBBBAZ???
I've dun got 36 of them in da GLUV BOKKZ dat been thare foe 3 yeeeerz!! Iz thare an ekkspirayshun date on RUBBBAZ???
I dun GOTTA FIND A BEAZT TO SLAY FIRZT DAWG!!!!Hey DAWG you about to slay the beast?
If a condom is sticky or brittle, toss it.
Like a used one?