If they vandalize the aquarium, I’m coming for them.
Aquariums don't burn.
It’s the animals I’m worried about. Hopefully no one wants a South African penguin as a pet.
I hope they try and fall inIf they vandalize the aquarium, I’m coming for them.
I hope they try and fall in
That is a thinly veiled statement that you want them to die. You know that 80% of the looters can't swim.
Shut it down. /threadIt’s actually just a UGA fan trying to get their hand on a championship trophy for once.
Just get there firstIt’s the animals I’m worried about. Hopefully no one wants a South African penguin as a pet.
LmaoIt’s actually just a UGA fan trying to get their hand on a championship trophy for once.
That is a thinly veiled statement that you want them to die. You know that 80% of the looters can't swim.
ThisThat is a thinly veiled statement that you want them to die. You know that 80% of the looters can't swim.
It’s the animals I’m worried about. Hopefully no one wants a South African penguin as a pet.
Who wouldn't want a South African penguin as a pet?
Pet? They taste like chicken!Who wouldn't want a South African penguin as a pet?
I mean I do, but they’re pretty complicated to care for. We did the penguin encounter a few years ago.
I mean I do, but they’re pretty complicated to care for. We did the penguin encounter a few years ago.
Everything is complicated until you know what you're doing. I haven't done a penguin encounter. Hung out with a sloth once. That was fun. Were you in Atlanta for the penguin encounter?
Yes, we did that at the Georgia aquarium. I asked the bammer if he would rather hang out with a penguin, a dolphin, or an otter for his birthday (that was his request for a birthday present). He said penguin (I thought he would say dolphin) and we got to hang out with two penguins. One even shat on him.
Kinky. Sounds like a hell of a time. That would be a tough decision. Was it a giant otter or a river otter?
River otters. I think they bite so you don’t get full contact with them. You have to pet them through the window.
That is a thinly veiled statement that you want them to die. You know that 80% of the looters can't swim.
FVKING SLEIGHED!!!!!!!!
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How about just making a joke about how white folks are looting whole foods or some shit like that. That is how humor works... You should try it. It's a wonderful stress reliever.
Actually I spent the last 20 minutes reading about black people swimming. What did I learn? I’ll share!How about just making a joke about how white folks are looting whole foods or some shit like that. That is how humor works... You should try it. It's a wonderful stress reliever.
Actually I spent the last 20 minutes reading about black people swimming. What did I learn? I’ll share!
The Wash Post noted there isn’t a single HBCU with a 50 meter pool. Only Howard has a swim team, though it notes numerous HBCUs did have swim teams at one time. Not sure if the 50 meter pool means anything as they didn’t say.
My favorite mention was a Canadian paper talking about black people not swimming, but then notes they were talking about immigrants. So was a poor thing not a race thing. Oh, and they slipped in that south Asians were found to swim less than black immigrants in Canada and England. But that didn’t help the narrative so nothing else was said.
Lots of papers say the stereotype (which apparently that doesn’t mean what I think it means) is due to slavery, though methinks it’s a Jim Crow thing.
What this thread really needs is tweets from everybody’s favorite Auburn Assistant Professor Guy Emerson Mount.
Please tell us more about the bammer.No one wants this.
Please tell us more about the bammer.
If you don’t follow him on twitter then you’re really missing out.I mean no one wants more tweets from that lunatic.
If you don’t follow him on twitter then you’re really missing out.
I’m looking forward to reading some of his papers/books this summer.
Could be the post of the yearIt’s actually just a UGA fan trying to get their hand on a championship trophy for once.
From my brief scanning of a random google search, there seems to be a number of statements like this, and they all sounded like falsehoods, or worse.FYI, I taught swimming for two years in high school to mostly African Americans so I can attest that some of them can swim. They do have a slightly higher muscle density than Caucasians which makes them tend to sink instead of float. This is the worst LAMP post ever.
I will rephrase, at the younger age I taught them, they African American kids had more muscle density than the Caucasians which made them less buoyant.From my brief scanning of a random google search, there seems to be a number of statements like this, and they all sounded like falsehoods, or worse.
They taste just like chickenIt’s the animals I’m worried about. Hopefully no one wants a South African penguin as a pet.