Boston Celtics need to change their name.......

[tugmac]

Being of Irish/Scottish heritage, I am offended by this. Leprechauns don’t think play basketball. It is an assault on their height.

 

[PocketWatch]

Boston Brother Bulgers has a nice ring to it. Have the corrupt midget Billy and Jimmy as mascots.

Hell, Billy may be a leprechaun, so it’d be fitting!

 

[cooncreek]

I don't mind if they call themselves the "Fighting short white guys"... wait a minute, we can't use words that promote violence (like "War" Eagle)... hmm, maybe the "Dispute Resolution Short White Guys"? I can be tolerant.

 

[tugmac]

I don't mind if they call themselves the "Fighting short white guys"... wait a minute, we can't use words that promote violence (like "War" Eagle)... hmm, maybe the "Dispute Resolution Short White Guys"? I can be tolerant.

You used the word “white”. Nope.

 

[PocketWatch]

Jesus Christ

If you don’t quote the post causing your response we don’t know the appropriate context with which to read your post. (Unless, of course, you’re the second post. Which you’re not.)

 

[tugmac]

Well. There we go. Covid, Hamilton, hydroxychloroquine, are all appropriate topics for das bunker. Making a sarcastic social statement regarding an NFL team name change, not so much. I swear, I learn something everyday in here. Go America.

 

[PocketWatch]

No. Nor is it yours. So you have no excuse.

 

[cooncreek]

You used the word “white”. Nope.

OK, just "Dispute Resolution short guys". That is much better. Don't think it will invoke fear and trepidation in the hearts of opponents, but I'm part of that demographic and it doesn't offend me.

 

[tugmac]

Good times.

 

[tugmac]

OK, just "Dispute Resolution short guys". That is much better. Don't think it will invoke fear and trepidation in the hearts of opponents, but I'm part of that demographic and it doesn't offend me.

Got to call you our on “short”.

 

[cooncreek]

Got to call you our on “short”.

Well, I can't deny it. My high school football coach made me stand up in the huddle just so it would look even all the way around when everyone else leaned on their knees.

 

[tugmac]

Well, I can't deny it. My high school football coach made me stand up in the huddle just so it would look even all the way around when everyone else leaned on their knees.

Aren’t you emotionally traumatized by that. He was just virtue signaling.

 

[cooncreek]

Aren’t you emotionally traumatized by that. He was just virtue signaling.

You may be on to something. I wonder if 45 years is too late to file suit?

 

[tugmac]

I’m sorry this is happening to you. It must be so difficult. Maybe you should pray about it.

To Allah or Buddha? I forget which is appropriate. Can you help?

 

[PocketWatch]

Run along old man. Clearly such simple concepts are still out of your reach.

Stay classy.

 

[tugmac]

To whichever magical sky man it is that you need to exist in order for you to pretend to have some sort of moral code.

I pray to Elon Musk. Works for me.