My son requested fried chicken for dinner. We’ve been making the whole family eat healthier for a bit. Mom and dad had a full day. I elected to go to Jacks, as they have great fried chicken. My order “can I get three breasts and four thighs?” (Was thinking about tomorrows lunch as well and feeding my neighbor). Response: “you can get a mixed bucket of twelve for cheaper”. Bob’s response: “I could do that, but you could also give me three breasts and four thighs and charge me accordingly “. Not sure why she found this so funny, but she was still laughing at the window. Maybe she stopped laughing and laughed again when she saw my pornstache. I dunno. “It’s a crazy world, somebody should sell tickets” “hell, I’d buy one”
