Best way to relieve severe constipation?

[allen]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

 

[creamkm]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

Drink alcohol

Edit: honestly, you prob need to go to the doc. Or let her PIIYB

 

[aufan2005]

Anal beads may break it loose..I mean if you're into that.

 

[GG32]

Digital disimpaction

 

[TigerD]

Guthries

 

[Aueku]

CuCos in Montgomery. Works Everytime.

 

[BudS7342]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

Bruh, go get you some liquid Magnesium Citrate at cvs or comparable pharmacy and you'll be looser than cream corn by tonight!

 

[TigerTime099]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

Murilax.

 

[AUB03]

 

[AUTaxMan]

Coffee will do it

 

[smitalb]

go to starbucks and get a Cold Brew black and drink at an aggressive pace. If you have a squatty potty you will be CLEARED of all wrongdoings.

 

[Rebz]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

Wooden Spoon

 

[allen]

Bruh, go get you some liquid Magnesium Citrate at cvs or comparable pharmacy and you'll be looser than cream corn by tonight!

Thanks. this crap hurts.

 

[allen]

Drink alcohol

Edit: honestly, you prob need to go to the doc. Or let her PIIYB

Think that's part of the problem. Coming back from a week long cruise. Way to much booze consumed.

 

[allen]

Anal beads may break it loose..I mean if you're into that.

Don't own any. Can I borrow yours?

 

[djmeyer96aekdb]

Go to grocery store. Buy dulcolax. Stay close to an open bathroom. Prepare for explosive bathroom action for 24 hours.

 

[aufan2005]

Don't own any. Can I borrow yours?

Hahaha. For real though, stool softeners seem to work for me. Top that off with a little coffee and that shit, pun intended, should break loose.

 

[Pete_AU]

Sometimes, watch Auburn football. They make you want to shit yourself they will scare you so much.

 

[W.D.E.]

Coffee and a dip

 

[jacen]

Do not just take a laxative. You need magnesium and fiber first.

 

[cardeja12]

Bruh, go get you some liquid Magnesium Citrate at cvs or comparable pharmacy and you'll be looser than cream corn by tonight!

This should have it flowing in no time

 

[W.D.E.]

Stick a finger up in there and twist...,,,

 

[papaskinz]

Life cereal!!!!

That stuff is intestinal napalm

 

[Fillup Marschell]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

Take a stool softener then about 1 hr later use a Fleet enema. If still nothing go to the doctor asap. American Family Care should be open until 7

 

[Charles87]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

Miralax 2 to 5 days depending on how severe.

 

[zorak34]

Buy 3 enema and you will be fine

 

[GFTempleton]

You may be in for som hemorrhoids as well.

 

[Holly Springs Dawg 3]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

Well when your full do shit, these kind of things happen. Lol, just messin with ya. I hope you get it all worked out, pun intended.

 

[GFTempleton]

Tough lesson about eating your veggies

 

[cardeja12]

Well how is it going today op?

 

[martinguitarpicker]

Come to Tuscaloosa in 2 weeks. It may hurt because we are going in dry

 

[cardeja12]

How is your situation op? I am starting to worry

 

[cardeja12]

Has sepsis set in Allen?

 

[allen]

Has sepsis set in Allen?

Took a bottle of magnesium citrate Saturday night around 6pm. That was my first mistake. That made sleeping that night interesting, and I will leave it at that. Been going every since then. Went to Urgent care yesterday, they ran test then sent me to the er for a CT scan. No issues on the CT scan, which is good news. They think I have an infection in my stomach and intestines . They've put me on 5 different prescriptions. Today is the first day I don't feel like I am running a fever constantly . Still can't eat or drink much and I have zero energy.
Sorry it was so long. Thanks for asking.

 

[allen]

Tough lesson about eating your veggies

Consumed plenty of veggies, salads and fruit. More then usual.

 

[AUnit]

Digital disimpaction

This...and make sure you don't wear gloves or trim yore fingernails

 

[NICK60]

Start taking acidophilus daily,keeps you in normal rythym,then next time this happens watch the replay of U the awbarn-dawg game,let the cleansing begin...

 

[FreeAUman85]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

They sell self enemas at most drug stores. Sucks doing it but it will open the flood gates up quickly.

 

[allen]

They sell self enemas at most drug stores. Sucks doing it but it will open the flood gates up quickly.

If I have that happen again, I might try it. Doctors weren't sure what I had. They think I might have had an infection in my stomach and intestines.

 

[AUchiro]

Feel like my intestines are throwing a block party. pun intended . . Can't eat anything without hurting . Drinking fluids isn't much better.

Mineral Oil will get the job done. Then Fleet Saline Enemas after everything is moving.

WDE

 

[haywood58]

Bruh, go get you some liquid Magnesium Citrate at cvs or comparable pharmacy and you'll be looser than cream corn by tonight!

He's right as rain Bruh. Get some of that jet engine fuel and you'll be blasting in no time. Just stay close to the toity cos when it comes it comes! Voice of experience talking!