Benny loves bull peen

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  1. AuburnProud

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    and this is the look you'll get if you mess with his bull penis. I bought him this chew toy and researched it. It is, in fact, bull penis. I read good things

     
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    I’m sure that’s what the original purchase was intended for.
     
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    Well he got ahold if it first.
     
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    Was expecting NSFW images of random bammer having coitus or oral pleasure with a bull. It is Bama week, after all.
     
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    Huge fail by the OP. Like anyone cares about his odd little dog.
     
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    Feelings @hurt
     
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    AP-

    I had some stewed bull penis in Yantai, PRC and it was pretty good.
    It had no head so I had no idea what I was eating.
    My Commie buddies did not tell me what I had eaten until after I had finished desert and I did not even throw up.

    So, I can understand how Benny feels.

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    Noooo sir PB. I would have enduced vomitation. Not really, but Ew....looks yummy though
     
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    PAPA BARE---yore juzt now telling uz dat you GORGED ON BULLL DONG?????????
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    @harbabd2.0 @AU McBain @bull @ouldetiger
     
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    It slid down very well.
    They laughed and I did not want to offend them.
    A former business associate from Texas was with me and and offended them by only eating the soy bean food.

    I got deal out of the Commies so making them laugh at my expense was worth it.

    AP--those Reds eat everything-nothing is wasted.

    I have a lot of somewhat funny stories.
     
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    I'm sure you do PB
     
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    Doc!!!
    Please --

    Did I tell you that I also ate sheep placenta??

    Doc--I feel so nasty

    Sheep placenta soup!!
     
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    I could turn Benny's thread into a masterpiece.

    You should hear the story about the Chinese massage lady at the Peace Hotel in Shanghai.

    She was very, very bad.
     
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    All penis threads need a Chinese massage lady story
     
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    PAPA BARE-----git a hold of yoreself!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!
     
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    I am going to return back to this for an early morning strike.

    Benny will not mind. I will write a Mona Lisa that wood make @CowardlyToaster proud.

    He remembers my old ones--Papa Bear's Penthouse letters I posted on the Bunker.

    I just need time to compose myself!!

    Thanks AP!
     
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    Thanks Doc--
    I think I am losing it.

    I need to go lay down. All hell is breaking out in Cumming with the idiot being out of school!

    Damn, I wish he was at Baylor!
     
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    Can confirm.
     
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    My first thread ever sent to Chile
     
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    Just showed my wife this.

    How degrading would it be to walk in to house and you hear your wife moaning in ecstasy. You make it back to the bedroom and kick the door open and BAM, you're wife is banging your good boy doggo.
     
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