Bunker, I come to you today as a humble and honest individual with a story. A story about a man being trolled like never before. It is a story about myself, and my good friend @AuburnPCE.
It began at lunch, when my friend and I sat down with a third coworker in a restaurant in downtown Montgomery. Our waitress took our orders, lunch was filled with hearty laughs and discussion about our beloved Auburn Tigers, and meals were enjoyed. As our waitress have our checks back to us, she seemed to flirt with all of us as if to say "Yes sir, I would like a tip. The tip of your penis, in fact." As we drove away, our minds moved away from this waitress and back to the dreaded work we had waiting on our desks.
My friend then claimed this waitress left him her number on his receipt. Being that he is married, we all found this odd. So I decided to investigate the situation, as all good friends should.
What happened next will forever remain a part of my history with my friend, @AuburnPCE. The waitress immediately began flirting via text message when I told her that it was my friend that had text her. She confessed that she had a thing for both married men AND women. My heart skipped a beat. Could there really be someone out there this aggressive? To forsake the bonds of marriage in an attempt at a thrill ride?! I had to delve further.
I told my friend, and he immediately wanted his name out of it. So I told the waitress the truth, that it was in fact NOT the same person she had left her number for that had text her. I proclaimed that I was recently divorced and not looking for anything serious, as @AuburnPCE suggested.
I was politely told that the waitress was not interested and unavailable for someone of the single type, such as myself.
20 minutes later, @AuburnPCE called my phone, and proclaimed troll victory as he explained that it was a female coworker's number and he had gotten her to write it on his receipt from lunch.
I told my friend's coworker that I was a good fvck...
It began at lunch, when my friend and I sat down with a third coworker in a restaurant in downtown Montgomery. Our waitress took our orders, lunch was filled with hearty laughs and discussion about our beloved Auburn Tigers, and meals were enjoyed. As our waitress have our checks back to us, she seemed to flirt with all of us as if to say "Yes sir, I would like a tip. The tip of your penis, in fact." As we drove away, our minds moved away from this waitress and back to the dreaded work we had waiting on our desks.
My friend then claimed this waitress left him her number on his receipt. Being that he is married, we all found this odd. So I decided to investigate the situation, as all good friends should.
What happened next will forever remain a part of my history with my friend, @AuburnPCE. The waitress immediately began flirting via text message when I told her that it was my friend that had text her. She confessed that she had a thing for both married men AND women. My heart skipped a beat. Could there really be someone out there this aggressive? To forsake the bonds of marriage in an attempt at a thrill ride?! I had to delve further.
I told my friend, and he immediately wanted his name out of it. So I told the waitress the truth, that it was in fact NOT the same person she had left her number for that had text her. I proclaimed that I was recently divorced and not looking for anything serious, as @AuburnPCE suggested.
I was politely told that the waitress was not interested and unavailable for someone of the single type, such as myself.
20 minutes later, @AuburnPCE called my phone, and proclaimed troll victory as he explained that it was a female coworker's number and he had gotten her to write it on his receipt from lunch.
I told my friend's coworker that I was a good fvck...
