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Zan needs to refocus on what's important

WirelessDamnEngineer85

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He looks like Lurch with a gut. He has no definition in his upper body. Would it kill him to show up in the weight room for Summer workouts and pound out some loud-ass reps in front of his pack?

His wardrobe is also extremely problematic, but the truth is those chicken wings he has for arms make it difficult to look good in most garments. The vest needs permanent retirement regardless, and he needs to buy pants that fit.

The biggest hurdle to overcoming our inexplicable meltdowns is Zan's terrible body language. It approaches neuroticism iyam. He needs to keep his hands off his body and especially his face. He needs to stop hiking his pants every 5 seconds. These are the subconscious compulsions of an uncertain and uncomfortable man.

Kristi, I know you're reading this. Please help your husband. He needs intensive training to break these bad habits and sloppy tendencies. Hire someone.
 
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