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You only need 3 bullets. 4 at most.

AUB03

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just kidding, this is an Afghan refugee who arrived in Denver yesterday, was diagnosed with Covid, and mistakenly given 2 shots of vaccine. He died within an hour but came back to life and ran from his room, into the kitchen - where he grabbed a butcher knife and holed-up in the restaurant. He confronted the Cop who responded to the 911 call (over an hour later) as he walked to the door. The cop retreated nearly half-a mile before finally shooting him in the leg.

Shoot him in the Leg! didn't work, and the officer eventually passed out and died with Covid after firing all his (allotted- Defund the Police) ammo. The man tried to reach for the gun but the officer luckily came back to life and wrestled for the gun until the man died from Covid.

just kidding, but obviously you sometimes need more than 3 bullets, and shoot him in the leg doesn't always stop an attacker. Especially if he's a #VaccineZombie.
 
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