Last night my daughter and I went down to gas some evil murder assassin demon devil yellow jackets. My wife and son stood on the front porch to observe. They were sure our escapade would end in a shyt show.
As we made our way down I hear my wife hollering about a snake in the yard. At first she thought it was a stick in the yard. She stepped off the porch to pick it up but realized her error.
I made my way over and it was a damn copperhead. I dispatched it and moved on to my original target.
All that to say, If you live in the woods and want to walk in your yard at night WEAR DAMN SHOES AND DON'T TRY TO PICK UP A MOVING STICK.
As we made our way down I hear my wife hollering about a snake in the yard. At first she thought it was a stick in the yard. She stepped off the porch to pick it up but realized her error.
I made my way over and it was a damn copperhead. I dispatched it and moved on to my original target.
All that to say, If you live in the woods and want to walk in your yard at night WEAR DAMN SHOES AND DON'T TRY TO PICK UP A MOVING STICK.
