We’ve tried a lot of different flavors of corch over the years, Chizdik the defensive wizard and acclaimed author, Gus the Auburn fAUmily autist who never had a bad week of practice & protected his players at the podium, Bryon Haskins the hardass ALPHA WOLF that took no shit from JABA, installed his exciting don Key dick pro-style offense, player development guru, and guy that called you gay if you rode the elevator.
Everybody on the bourde and elsewhere hated thare azzez by the start of year three at the latest. Now we got Brother Hugh surpassing them in every metric we said we cared about other than offensive ineptitude, which if we’re being honest is just continuation of the same exact issues we’ve seen for the past decade. Everybody hates ole Freezy’s azz now too and he’ll probably be Sunbelt Billy 2.0 here pretty soon barring a revelation at QB.
So bunk, who do y'all want to come corch the mighty Auburn Tigers that you think will tick all the boxes? Who can come in and make Awbrenz happy and placate the AU media enough to keep them from firing off snarky tweets? I like ole Dell McGee because he has a cool beard. What say the bourde?
Everybody on the bourde and elsewhere hated thare azzez by the start of year three at the latest. Now we got Brother Hugh surpassing them in every metric we said we cared about other than offensive ineptitude, which if we’re being honest is just continuation of the same exact issues we’ve seen for the past decade. Everybody hates ole Freezy’s azz now too and he’ll probably be Sunbelt Billy 2.0 here pretty soon barring a revelation at QB.
So bunk, who do y'all want to come corch the mighty Auburn Tigers that you think will tick all the boxes? Who can come in and make Awbrenz happy and placate the AU media enough to keep them from firing off snarky tweets? I like ole Dell McGee because he has a cool beard. What say the bourde?
